Beam me to Planet Gore !
Posted on 03/21/2010 11:20:29 AM PDT by neverdem
Without a blush of shame, this week’s Science magazine just ran an article called “Contributions of stratospheric water vapor to decadal changes in the rate of Global Warming.” After wiping off the unnecessary words we’re left with: “Global Warming would be here — except for that damned water vapor.” It’s the “woulda coulda shoulda” of the True Believers.
Al Gore’s Ptolemaic epicycles are being rolled onto the scientific stage, to be piled higher and deeper until they fit the curve of real temperatures – a nearly flat line with a little bit of jitter. You could just turn it into a single equation: T = 70°F on an average day, for the average weather station around the world.
But … if you’ve been betting your whole career on planetary doom, you might try adding enough stratospheric water vapor to your predicted (but never observed) global warming, and yes, then your computer model can still explain why global warming ain’t happening.
Personally, I’d go for the flat line. It’s a lot simpler.
Oh, global warming is so 2009. Last year they told us it was already happening. Run for your lives, kids! It was “settled science.” Rational skeptics were “deniers” and James Hansen wanted them all in jail for “crimes against humanity.” Obama promised with that great messianic reverb on his woofers to “stop the seas from ri-ising!” ‘Cause … ’cause the polar bears were dying! Vanuatu was slipping under the ocean! And it’s all your fault! And we need the money! (That’s nine trillion dollars, according to Lord Nicholas Stern, the British economist who gave us the official price tag.)
Alas, now they’re telling us that Warmageddon has been postponed. Dr. Phil Jones testified that no warming has been observed for 15 years. But hellfire and brimstone are still a’comin’!...
(Excerpt) Read more at mensnewsdaily.com ...
Contributions of Stratospheric Water Vapor to Decadal Changes in the Rate of Global Warming
The title’s misworded. I think they meant “Science-less Shame”
These Climate guys need to be dragged out in HANDCUFFS!
Shameless NON science, is what it is.
Made up “facts”, “missing” data, and sensors in parking lots and on hot roofs, are *not* “science”, much less “settled science”.
They are criminal fraud. Attempted grand theft. A ‘6 Trillion Dollar Scam’. A World Scale Ripoff Conspiracy.
Perhaps history will look back on “Climate Change” as one of the great hoaxes of the late 20th/ early 21st century. It will go down like eugenics.
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