Posted on 03/02/2010 8:44:04 PM PST by Libloather
A Guided Tour of John Edwards and Rielle Hunter's Future Love Den
By Maureen O'Connor
The National Enquirer says John Edwards proposed to Rielle Hunter and is buying a $3.5M beach house. Now that we've found the real estate listing, a guide to the custom mahogany cabinetry (that's yuppie for "marital bliss") that lies ahead.
The Enquirer's print edition included two photos from this listing with Bald Head Island Real Estate (which is, according to its website, the only real estate firm serving the North Carolina beach community), which is the only Bald Head property currently listed for $3.5 million. Since John will likely support Elizabeth and Rielle's lives for the rest of his life, moving in with the one of those women who doesn't want him castrated (perhaps the only woman in America who still likes him) makes sense. When you lose this much for a woman, you have to at least try to make it work with her.
(Excerpt) Read more at gawker.com ...
"Custom mahogany for the couple who has custom monogamy."
I just left a post where Gawker simply TRASHED Rush Limbaugh’s NYC apartment, which is up for sale. But here’s Gawker again, holding back any vitriol they may have for this place.
If that’s what a beach house looks like, I don’t like it. Same goes for its future denizens.
“custom mahogany cabinetry”
“Darling, that’s ridiculous. We don’t need it!”
(famous last words;)
Well, I don’t think Rush’s interior design is any good, for the most part, but part of it definitely looks like a pared down version of Trump’s apt that Ivana did. OY....I wonder if they’d all be trashing Trump?
will they be sleeping together in the room with separate beds? :-)
“Cape Fear”?!?
Interesting was the comment pointing out how isolated Bald Head Island is. Accessible only by ferry and half-empty during the winters.
All very convenient.
But I wonder how Rielle is taking the isolation, she having been a notorious NYC party girl back in the eighties.
The only reason Edwards is marrying her is because husbands and wives can’t be compelled to testify against one another. Edwards still has some “splainin” to do about campaign cash being used as hush money.
Crooked lawyer and his cheap wh*re hideaway.
Peons, peasants, and taxpayers not welcome on the private island.
While Edwards’ aspirations to be President or Attorney General are over, Washington is filled to the brim with democrat party thieves like this monster.
And they are stealing untold billions as we speak.
Does it have a home theater for watching the sex tape on a big screen?
Mirrors over the bed so John Edwards can fix his hair?
With floor-to-ceiling windows and a patio, the master bedroom's abundant natural light will make shooting daytime sex tapes a dream. Cannabis-themed rug sold separately.
Wow, I would NOT picture Rush living like that. I wonder if he enjoyed the interiors or if it was his ex’s dream of how rich people should live, with every wall painted into cheesy murals.
The captions are hilarious - my fav is pic #11, where they predict burned feet and prancing like Lipizzanners!
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