[meadsjn]

Vegetarians criticize people for eating "helpless animals".

But what could be more "helpless" than a plant?

[Salamander]

They should all be forced to read “The Secret Life Of Plants”.

Potatoes and other vegetables allegedly scream when they’re tossed into boiling water.

Imagine the agony of an innocent french fry, thrown into boiling oil...or helpless, gentle corn, slowly roasted in a camp fire, silent shrieks of lingering agony, unheeded!

Sweet, pacifistic carrots, savagely chopped and shredded....and eaten ALIVE!

A cabbage, quietly minding its own business, suddenly beheaded and hacked into cole slaw!

Oh, the humanity!

[Those cruel, sadistic, vegecidal bastards!]

[oyez]

When tigers and lions start eating tofu, give me a call.

[Semper Mark]

Vegetarians criticize people for eating "helpless animals".

Helpless?

Let 'em put a couple of these in a pettin' zoo.

Wild boar, the best meat you'll ever put in your mouth.