They should all be forced to read “The Secret Life Of Plants”.
Potatoes and other vegetables allegedly scream when they’re tossed into boiling water.
Imagine the agony of an innocent french fry, thrown into boiling oil...or helpless, gentle corn, slowly roasted in a camp fire, silent shrieks of lingering agony, unheeded!
Sweet, pacifistic carrots, savagely chopped and shredded....and eaten ALIVE!
A cabbage, quietly minding its own business, suddenly beheaded and hacked into cole slaw!
Oh, the humanity!
[Those cruel, sadistic, vegecidal bastards!]
None may ethically eat anything, except a cabbage which has died a natural death.