Bear kills militants

BBC ^ | 12:28 GMT, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 | Altaf Hussain

[gandalftb]

A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.

Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear's den, said police officer Farooq Ahmed.

The dead have been identified as Mohammad Amin alias Qaiser, and Bashir Ahmed alias Saifullah. News of the attack emerged when their injured comrade went to a nearby village for treatment.

[gandalftb]

Hmmm..... Wonder what kind of pudding.... Or was it really porridge? And the leader of the militants was really named Abu Goldilocks?

[GeronL]

workplace accident??

Do they have workmans comp?

[jessduntno]

They brought guns to a Bear fight? And lost?

Darwin Award...

[American Constitutionalist]

I guess the bear will be on Home Land Security’s watch list now,,, SARCASM ....

[Mikey_1962]

Did they taste like chicken?

[freedomson]

The bears estimate it will take at least two weeks to get all of the stink out of their cave.

[jessduntno]

“Or was it really porridge?”

Allllright...now THAT was funny.....

[SatinDoll]

Yeah! Go bear!

Hey, I have a brain storm - why not parachute drop grizzly bears into northern Pakistan? The bears would go looking for caves for winter hibernation and drive all the militants out into the open.

Naw! It makes too much sense and might work.

[gigster]

That was NOT chocolate pudding!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Chicken curry.

[Revenge of Sith]

The bear should win a medal.

[Anti-Bubba182]

A bear ate my homework......for real.

[Revenge of Sith]

The bear should win a medal.

[kbennkc]

Three years ago, residents of Mandora village near the southern town of Tral, beat a black bear to death which had strayed into the village.

Payback is a bear or something .

[Revenge of Sith]

The bear should win a medal.

[jessduntno]

After scrounging around in dumpsters, I guess they WILL eat anything...the bears I mean...well, I guess the ragdolls, too...never mind...

[Castigar]

Ha ha!

[Cicero]

Probably a good conservative bear.

[Psalm 144]

I wonder if being transformed into bear feces is ritually unclean for a Moslem?

[keepitreal]

I had to click just to see which militants were killed by bears. I was thinking militant environmentalists, feminists, anti-capitalists, anarchists, etc. So many militants, so much bear food.

[keepitreal]

I had to click just to see which militants were killed by bears. I was thinking militant environmentalists, feminists, anti-capitalists, anarchists, etc. So many militants, so much bear food.

[henkster]

From my favorite Far Side cartoon:

“Gee Bob, think there’s any bears in this cave?”

“I don’t know Dave; let’s check it out!”

[GeronL]

I tend to doubt they tasted anything like chicken.

[KeyesPlease]

Guess these militants will learn first-hand the answer to that age old question about bears.

[Cheburashka]

[Cicero]

Long pig.

[ChessExpert]

Go Bears!

‘The cave was the den of a Chicago bear known as the Fridge.’

[EternalVigilance]

[Republic of Texas]

Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Only You can prevent Jihad.....

[philled]

ALLAH AKHBAR! FUBAR! FUBEAR!!!

[THEkingjaymz]

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

[Beeman]

“Heh, heh, Boo-Boo, let’s go into this cave and get us some pudding,” says Yogi. “But Yogi, we need to eat our dinner first,” replies Boo-Boo. “No problem!”, says Yogi.... and so Yogi and Boo-Boo have a balanced meal.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Stupid Militant pet tricks.....

[JasonC]

lol - yeah I was thinking, "couldn't they smell it was a bear's den?", and then I realized...

[JasonC]

"What about the US army rangers, Yogi?"

"Screw the rangers, booboo. Let'em get their own damn militants..."

[G8 Diplomat]

Pakistan ۋﮧ۱م

Ha!

[G8 Diplomat]

Maybe the terrorists in the mountains will get nailed by a snow leopard. Or a viper or cobra. There's all kinds of stuff in Pakistan.

Wildlife of Pakistan

[happinesswithoutpeace]

lol I caught the title and thought they were talking about Ivan coming over the mountain :)

[Slings and Arrows]

I'm not saying the bear was a Mossad agent, but the last thing the terrorists heard was "Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu Melekh ha‑olam, she‑hakol nih'ye bidvaro."

[glock rocks]

Amein.

Eat.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

"I'm not saying the bear was a Mossad agent, but the last thing the terrorists heard was 'Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu Melekh ha‑olam, she‑hakol nih'ye bidvaro.'"

Terrorists are kosher?

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

...Oh, all I see turns to brown,
as the sun burns the ground
And my eyes fill with sand,
as I scan this wasted land
Trying to find, trying to find where I've been...

--Kashmir, Led Zeppelin

[Salem]

"Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu Melekh ha‑olam, she‑hakol nih'ye bidvaro."

[Interpretation]

[Slings and Arrows]

L’chaim!

[Slings and Arrows]

If the halachal authorities can make an exception for fried locusts, they can make an exception for raw terrorists.

(OK, that’s a lame excuse, but are you going to tell him no?)

[Slings and Arrows]

LOL!

Where’s his yarmulke? ;^)

[rmlew]

Tastes like camel.

[a fool in paradise]

I'm not saying the bear was a Mossad agent...

Was it a Russian bear?