[Jeff Chandler]

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

[combat_boots]

Where’s a pic of the $400 snack for MO from last year when you need it? Persian caviar is so hard to find when you get that craving. Then there’s the dancing lessons and all the Versace gowns. Slaving in the garden requires $600 boots. Just ask the unemployed and homeless. In Detroit.

[trimom]

My ancestors were enslaved for 700 years. They lived in Spain under the Moors. I want repayment!

[The Comedian]

One drop of honky makes one a cracker trailer trash racist 100%.

I demand reparations from this cracker mook.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I saw the story on ABC today. So neat they could trace the ancestors of Ma Zero and find all that ancient documentation, yet they can’t locate hubby’s ACTUAL birth certificate and all his school records and other documents.

[freekitty]

Wonder when Michelle is going to come out with her story about how she sat on her Great, Great, Great Grandfather’s knee watching another Olympic game?

[BunnySlippers]

Note the molestation by the white man.

[Old North State]

The truth is that everybody has slaves in their ancestry if you go back a while. Slavery was the normal practice of all civilizations during recorded history. The black Africans where just the ones in the barrel when the practice was abolished in Christian countries in the 18th -19th centuries. The idea that slavery was some kind of ‘original sin’ in America is a-historical nonsense.

[MestaMachine]

My ancestors were slaves under Pharoah. Egypt owes me big time.

[USMA '71]

I'm sorry - but who really gives a $hit?

[lightman]

Melvinia Shields, the enslaved and illiterate young girl, and the unknown white man who impregnated her are the one of sixteen sets of great-great-great-grandparents of Michelle Obama, the first lady

Fixed it.

Doesn't have quite the impact now, does it?

[Earthdweller]

"Melvinia Shields, the enslaved and illiterate young girl, and the unknown white man who impregnated her are the great-great-great-grandparents of Michelle Obama, the first lady."

Let's ask Whoopi if it was rape-rape. She seems to know what is in the minds of people and has her own special interpretation of law.

[BARLF]

I think this Megan Smolenyakis is a writer of fiction. I worked for 25 years on family genealogy and it it not so easy to document family history. JMO

[fso301]

In 1850, the elderly master of a South Carolina estate took pen in hand and painstakingly divided up his possessions. Among the spinning wheels, scythes, tablecloths and cattle that he bequeathed to his far-flung heirs was a 6-year-old slave girl valued soon afterward at $475

Seems like a very valuable asset. What would $475 in 1850 translate to today?

[guitarplayer1953]

So neither one of them are truly black who’d of thunk?

[aShepard]

Wow!

I wonder if the white strains in her backgrond -
is what gives her the Big Bootie?

Nasty stuff, that! Best cover it up with a boob belt!

[TigersEye]

I wonder if any of Barack’s ancestors owned any of Michelle’s ancestors? Or on his father’s side may have sold some of her ancestors into slavery.

[cubreporter]

who cares anyway????

[CodeJockey]

Michelle Obama got a honkey in her woodpile!

[TexasCajun]

"I Gots White Blood In Me?? ...For Real?"