Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips (from Frito-Lay employee)

www.newsok.com ^ | 24 June, 2009 | JOHNNY JOHNSON

[Rockitz]

A woman pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee.

Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142 in municipal court from charges from a February arrest.

[Rockitz]

Some jokes just write themselves.

[JRios1968]

Lahoma is OK

[JRios1968]

On second thought...

GUILTY

[libertarian27]

[raybbr]

Oh, man. A box of chips. Not nearly enough.

[mmanager]

Man, wonder what you would get with a box of chocolate?

[albie]

All that, and a bag o’ chips.

[Grunthor]

She’s not worth a BAG of chips, much less a case.

[wordsofearnest]

Way too much you mean.

[albie]

Any (Mustang) Ranch dip?

[JRios1968]

All that, and a bag case o’ chips.

Fixed

[KarlInOhio]

Some claim "they all look the same in the dark". In this case the afterimage would remain on my retina for a long, long time.

[SMARTY]

Two things:

1.) State of American society and morals

2.) Darn good chips

Free To Lay!!!

[Natural Law]

"Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142..."

No word on whether her offer to pay with 100 cases of potato chips and a Costco jar of onion dip was accepted by the court.

[OB1kNOb]

Bad economy.....bartering system......

[gunnyg]

All personal opinions aside, the only crime I see here is by the state, as usual.

[dblshot]

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

What is she going to use for Dip on those chips?

[earlJam]

TIMMY: Did you just double-dip that chip?

[Savage Beast]

Well, you know the old song. I suppose in China right now they're singing:

"Aye! Aye! Aye aye!
In America they do it for potato chips!"
Etc.