Some jokes just write themselves.
1 posted on
06/24/2009 8:28:53 AM PDT by
Rockitz
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To: Rockitz
2 posted on
06/24/2009 8:29:33 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: Rockitz
4 posted on
06/24/2009 8:31:16 AM PDT by
libertarian27
(Ingsoc: Life, Liberty and the Department of Happiness)
To: Rockitz
Oh, man. A box of chips. Not nearly enough.
5 posted on
06/24/2009 8:31:23 AM PDT by
raybbr
(It's going to get a lot worse now that the anchor babies are voting!)
To: Rockitz
Man, wonder what you would get with a box of chocolate?
6 posted on
06/24/2009 8:32:19 AM PDT by
mmanager
(It is time to prune the tree.)
To: Rockitz
Two things:
1.) State of American society and morals
2.) Darn good chips
Free To Lay!!!
13 posted on
06/24/2009 8:35:12 AM PDT by
SMARTY
("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else" Lucius Septimus Severus)
To: Rockitz
Bad economy.....bartering system......
15 posted on
06/24/2009 8:36:08 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(Don't take yourself too seriously. No one else does.)
To: Rockitz
All personal opinions aside, the only crime I see here is by the state, as usual.
16 posted on
06/24/2009 8:36:13 AM PDT by
gunnyg
To: Larry Lucido; Cagey; MotleyGirl70
TIMMY: Did you just double-dip that chip?
19 posted on
06/24/2009 8:37:15 AM PDT by
earlJam
To: Rockitz
Well, you know the old song. I suppose in China right now they're singing:
"Aye! Aye! Aye aye!
In America they do it for potato chips!"
Etc.
20 posted on
06/24/2009 8:37:20 AM PDT by
Savage Beast
(The Left is decadence. Hubris and denial lead to tragedy. Marxism is a Fools' Paradise.)
To: Rockitz
According to the police report, undercover officers noticed Smith "trying to catch a date” by flashing her headlights at SE 33 and Robinson. Is that a euphemism?
To: Rockitz
first someone was beaten up for a bologna sandwich, now a woman trading sex for chips. Through in a crime for a can of pop and/or a twinkie and you have yourself a complete brown bag lunch.
More sad but true food-related news.
26 posted on
06/24/2009 8:42:56 AM PDT by
Puddleglum
(http://www.phawkins.com)
To: Rockitz
What is the difference between $30 worth of chips, or a dinner and a movie? Time spent - that’s it. Instead of spending 3+ hours with her, he spent a matter of minutes.
If he had met her the same way, if they had gone to lunch first, then did the exact same act - this would not be a crime. Unethical, immoral and wrong - yup ... but not a criminal act.
Am I the only one who asks questions like this? Why is it wrong to pay a prostitute for sex; but it’s perfectly acceptable by society for a man to pick a woman up anywhere, take her to a resturant, then do the exact same actions with the exact same cash cost? At the end of the day, the same act was committed by willing adults, the same money was spent, and the results were the same. The legal process requires duplicity and emotional distress; the illegal means requires honesty and intent.
27 posted on
06/24/2009 8:43:00 AM PDT by
Hodar
(Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
To: Rockitz
30 posted on
06/24/2009 8:50:27 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Inquiring minds want to know, but American Idol minds could care less...)
To: Rockitz
She was arrested but the guy wasn’t? Why is her mug plastered all over the paper alone? There is a demand side to this equation.
32 posted on
06/24/2009 8:54:12 AM PDT by
kenth
To: Rockitz
Bet you can’t eat just one!
35 posted on
06/24/2009 9:01:53 AM PDT by
FormerACLUmember
(When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
To: Rockitz
Good ole bartering system...
38 posted on
06/24/2009 9:03:28 AM PDT by
stuartcr
(Everything happens as God wants it to...otherwise, things would be different.)
To: Rockitz
Would you kick her out of bed for eating chips?
39 posted on
06/24/2009 9:04:15 AM PDT by
Kansas58
To: Rockitz
looks like he had just one?
To: Rockitz
Don’t a lot of women give men sex for food?
To: Rockitz
45 posted on
06/24/2009 9:26:54 AM PDT by
bmwcyle
(Obama is an illegal alien)
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