[Bratch]

I'm trying to think of the number of movies showing heroic military action that were made before the current administration.

Hmm.

Bueller.......Bueller......Buelller .......!!

[EyeGuy]

And Co-Starring Barack Obama as The Hero.

[exist]

All of his movies have sucked lately and by lately I mean like the last 8 years-ish.

[mtg]

Isn't Spacey one of the people who played kissy face with Chavez along side of Sean Penn?

[thefactor]

blackhawk down

top gun

that's about it.

[prismsinc]

Wouldn’t Spacey do a much better job playing Larry Sinclair in the upcoming biography of our dear leader, “Sex, lies, and limosines: the rise of Barry Soetoro and his staff”?

[gaijin]

In the Hollywood version Spacey empathizes with the poverty of the pirates’ youth. Teary-eyed with his white guilt, he commits an act of rebellion by fellating his lusty pirate captors..!

[OldSmaj]

Kevin Spacey, who would appear to be an obvious candidate to play Phillips...

What obvious?

The good Captain ain't gay, whereas Spacey...uh, well, you know.

[BGHater]

Blackhawk Down
We Were Soldiers
Rescue Dawn
etc.

[G8 Diplomat]

Soundtrack for the film:

Yo ho, yo ho, a Somali pirate’s life for me
We hijack, we shoot, and hostages capture
Praise Allah, ye Muslims, yo ho!
We’ll take an oil tanker and make the hull rapture
Praise Allah, ye Muslims, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a Somali pirate’s life for me
We want a big ransom for Mogadishu
Praise Allah, ye Muslims, yo ho!
Even us pirates, we need bailouts too!
Praise Allah, ye Muslims, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a Somali pirate’s life for me
We’ve got rifles and knives and suicide vests
Praise Allah, ye Muslims, yo ho!
We’ll board one ship and explode all the rest
Praise Allah, ye Muslims, yo ho!

We spread havoc and panic and man-caused disasters
Praise Allah, ye Muslims, yo ho!
Our speedboats unrivaled, nothing is faster
Praise Allah, ye Muslims, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a Somali pirate’s life for me
We thought we were great, the kings of the sea
Praise Allah, ye Muslims, yo ho!
But that was before we met the US Navy!
Praise Allah, ye Muslims—OH CRAP!

[Rocko]

In this Hollywood production, they’ll be sure to conclude with the Captain trashing Rush.