Posted on 04/10/2009 1:16:37 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
Biden Brags: I Beat George W. Bush in Arm Wrestling by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace · No Comments
(2009-04-10) — Vice President Joe Biden, under fire from Karl Rove and other former Bush administration officials for bragging that he ridiculed George W. Bush face to face in the White House, today claimed he had also once defeated President Bush in arm wrestling.
“We were all alone in the Oval Office, as we often were,” said Mr. Biden, then a U.S. Senator. “I had just dissed old Georgie with another of my famous presidential put-downs, when he challenged me to arm wrestle…the truth from my lips to God’s ears, I swear. So we get down on our knees next to that little coffee table between the sofas. And I get the grip on him, you know, the old Biden clutch grip. It was over in seconds.”
The vice president said he had promised that he would never publicize the humiliating incident, “but now that Bush says he owes the Obama administration his silence, I feel at liberty to tell the story…you know, since he’s not going comment on it, and no one believes Karl Rove or Dick Cheney anyway.”
Mr. Biden added that President Bush had reacted angrily to his loss, and pushed the table over to clear the rug for a “winner-take-all Indian leg-wrestling bout,” but Sen. Biden politely declined.
“You gotta respect the office,” said Mr. Biden, “even if the man is a failed leader with absolutely no followers, and has a bicep like Ann Coulter’s wrist. It was pathetic.”
And he made Chuck stand up.
There. Fixed it.
Every day, every day this POS gives us another reason to call him a dirt bag.
Now that’s funny
Does Biden suffer from Munchausen Syndrom? Or maybe it’s brain damage from that brain thingy back awhile ago. In Karl’s words, Biden is a liar.
We have 4 muslims holding an American hostage, the US Navy standing by helpless, and Biden is talking this BS, this surely is a farce...if it is not he should tell zero what is going on with the hostage, I dont think he knows.. saw him sitting in the white house yard near the play ground with Hillary..
He's still a dirt bag, though...
Boy will he be upset when he finds that out~
Classless and immature. He is no leader at all.
Careful, some have been known to be satire challenged, lol.
The mentally ill have taken control of our government!!
A few years back I used to think Biden had some brains and intelligence for a Dem...now I find his level of buffoonery quite shocking indeed. Man how I miss Dick Cheney!
And I swear, the spirit of Bill Clinton appeared to me..
He pointed down and I saw his lips form the word "Monica"...
I was mouth-agape with awe...
would make a hilarious SNL skit!
most on this thread, apparently
yep and not good.
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