Posted on 03/24/2009 5:48:21 AM PDT by IbJensen
Edited on 03/24/2009 6:02:43 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
The bloodsucking of America goes on. Barack Obama has less trouble finding a promising vein than Count Dracula.
Any change in Obama’s political positions should be called strictly bullshift.
The GOP acts like Obama has them surrounded. That’s a trick even Houdini never mastered.
As long as Barack Obama is President illegal aliens will not sneak in to America. They will march in.
The stimulus sounds like something for people who can’t afford sex toys.
Charlie Rangel is living like the Prince of the Inner City – mostly because his Harlem constituents don’t know Sugar Hill from Shinola Hill.
Nanny Mayor Michael Bloomberg wants to cut down on New Yorkers consumption of salt. Presumably, he will show up at your house and plug up the holes in your shakers.
Brittany Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan may soon file suit against the paparazzi for insufficient harassment.
Television has slowed human Evolution down to a crawl.
You’ll know the Obama Economy is over when you come to a hole at the end of the hole.
Perversion has gone high tech. A man has been arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a touch lamp. Talk about getting turned on!
Even though he was a cripple FDR managed to win World War II. He must have had a gun rack on the back of his wheel chair.
People all over America are starting to arm themselves – presumably to protect themselves against people who look like Barack Obama.
Prince Charles is giving us 100 months to the end of the world. Why would anyone trust the judgment of a guy who dumped Princess Diane for Camilla Parker Bowles? Al Gore’s next ploy will be to convince people that global warming is caused by global warming.
Hillary brings her own brand of incompetence to the Obama chaos. That red button she gave that Russian was her old Communist Party membership pin.
The Obama Administration wants to give people who have nothing to lose something to lose. Presumably this will be done along racial lines.
To paraphrase an old proverb – it’s always darkest after the Black Caucus does its thing.
The blacks gave America the high five. I guess that’s all they had to give.
Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer at which he was a modest success. After all, how can you **** up a peanut?
From a side view Michelle Obama looks like the caboose of the Soul Train.
The oil in North America is just about limitless - so much so that Barack Obama is having trouble choking off America’s source of energy.
Obama’s love affair with Islam is to assure the next of kin of the soldiers who sacrificed their lives in Iraq that they did so for nothing.
Secretary of the Treasury Tim Geithner is said to be working day and night. No wonder the stimulus seems like something that came to him in his sleep.
It’s reported that Rahm Emanuel was a ballet dancer. Was it him that said a pirouette is hard thing to waste? Didn’t we see him in Swine Lake?
A debate between a Democrat and a Republican in the Senate can be described as a tempest in a toilet
Anthony Villagairosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles, may change that city’s name to Ciudad de los Illegal Aliens.
It seems clear that homosexuality is depravity and lesbianism is entertainment.
Considering the substance Obama is reading from them, the teleprompter should be called the telecrapper. Presumably Obama couldn’t have gotten through his wedding night without cue cards.
Obama’s financial program should be called his crime-ulus package.
The newspaper industry is currently receiving the next-to-the-last rites.
There are no more minorities – just fewer well-mannered majorities.
“Nutsy” Pelosi deserves to have her face slapped by every man, woman, child, and radio talk show host in America.
Obama has sneaked into his stimulus package a health care provision in which HIV spells cat.
The only thing that’s keeping Ted Kennedy alive is he hasn’t been able to figure out which side of the bedpan he’s supposed to sit on.
If Hillary Clinton had become President she’d have renamed it The Emasculation Proclamation
Bill Clinton came out in favor of stem cell research because he thought it said sperm cell research.
While blathering his platitudes, Obama uses the podium to obscure the fact that he has his foot standing on the nation’s throat.
The only thing Barack Obama has accomplished is to create a backlash against the memory of Martin “Hussein” King.
Obama’s testicles better descend soon. Bravado alone won’t cut it.
Obama’s slick style further enhanced Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton as racial caricatures. I hard to tell what Jesse Jackson has in his mouth when he talks, but he should either spit it put or swallow it.
The GOP should be renamed the Gutless Old Party. ‘Nuff said.
Democrats in Sacramento refer to Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan the Collaborator.
Michael Moore looks like a wart hog’s hairball.
The Constitution does not guarantee anyone the right to be disgusting – even in San Francisco.
With both Bill Clinton and Barack Obama claiming to be the First Black President, the keepers of Arlington Cemetery won’t know which one to bury in the back of the bus.
The good news is that the Obama Administration will build a new free medical facility. The bad news is it will be located in downtown Nairobi. The Hospital will also include a wing solely for hypochondriacs fighting recovery..
Will the bust of Winston Churchill that Obama sent back England be replaced with a bust of Paul Robson - the singing Communist? Perhaps Churchill was tone deaf.
Airport security Guards no longer need metal detectors to spot terrorists. They just look for people who have never seen a dentist, a barber or a bar of soap.
According to the Scripture, Jesus drove the money changers out of the temple. Washington D.C. is the temple and Barack Obama is the number one moneychanger. He’s a good place to start the drive.
The polls are showing a definite drop in Barack Obama’s popularity, which brings to mind the song, “That Pain Hussein is Going Mainly Down the Drain”.
Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves. Nobody said “Thanks”.
As Doctor Livingstone said to Henry M. Stanley after he spent ten years in the bush in Tanganyika, “Live it up, Hank. You’re only white once”.
One thing has become clear - Obama is more smarm than charm.
Obama plans to a find every Negro in the country named Uncle Tom and give him a foreclosed cabin.
Obama should desist from using of the word “me” - in perpetuity.
Along with everything else, Barack Obama has put the dumper in the dumper.
Obama admitted one of his spending bills is “imperfect”. I guess perfection just ain’t what it used to be.
Those two snobs in the White House, Barack and Michelle, have become known to the media as “Slick” and “Sleeveless”. Michelle Obama’s has a smile that can peel the rust off a battleship.
Obama who promised the American people open and transparent government is now sneaking off and signing legislation from ambush.
Better negrocide than negrofied.
Sex in Vermont is now referred to as an out-of-closet experience
Why not rename that Negro spiritual, “Let My People Go - Back Where They Came From”?
One bank that is failing has decided to change its name to Red Ink Inc.
Bernie Madoff has been moved to another Wall Street – one with higher walls. The seventy billion dollars he ripped off may buy him a cell overlooking Central Park. Money talks – even in prison. Make that – especially in prison.
Colin Powell was a General who made sure the American military in Iraq never lost its inferiority complex.
People have found their need to receive is only matched only by Obama’s need to deceive. Caligula is back in town – only this time he’s riding horse of a different color.
Hillary Clinton negotiated the deal in which she gave 900 million dollars to Hamas. She sealed the deal with the Arabs by spitting on a bagel. Does that spell bigotry – or what? Her next move will be to give twenty billion to Egypt to cover the pyramids with aluminum siding.
Obama is now saying that things are not as bad as he said it was – which reminds us of the words of Oscar Levant who said, “Once I make up my mind I’m full of indecision”.
The Pentagon is working on a plan to drop a Deodorant (The D Bomb) on the Middle East. They declare that Ground Zero will never smell the same.
Barack Obama is keeping a real President out of a job.
It’s better to have hobos in your town than the homeless. Sooner or later the hobos will hop a freight train and leave town.
This is the time of year when pawnbrokers climb into their shop windows and rotate John Kerry’s medals.
And this …
Political correctness is dead.
No substance with this bozo. Just unadulterated Marxism.
Please read this outstanding Rolling Stone article called “The Big Takeover.” It’s the best article yet on our financial crisis, how we got here, and where we’re going. It’s long, set aside 20 minutes, but please read it.
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/26793903/the_big_takeover/
What a rant!
He asked her to buy gloves that were teflon-lined so the men would be able to don and remove their gloves in spite of their sticky fingers.
Barack also asked Michelle to make sure the gloves were expandable, so the men could easily keep an increasing number of American businesses under their ever-growing thumbs.
...Television, SATANS’ DREAMBOX. Man. don’t even want to start on that. I’m only one letter away sometimes from getting the boot from FR, again...
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HAD ENOUGH?
Anti-Obama organizations are being united at Freedoms First
http://www.freedomsfirst.org/
for a ‘million man’ march on Washington.
The permit is secured- AND ALREADY OVER HALF A MILLION AMERICANS HAVE SIGNED UP!
This is the only way we will ever get the attention of our elected officials the MSM and the masses- protest!
From the FreedomsFirst website:
We are moving forward on our rally in Washington D C.
We are working non stop in preparations for this historical event to be held Sept 12-13 2009 at the Lincoln Memorial Reflections pool in front of the Lincoln Memorial.
As for the time, The million man march that took place a few years age took over 2 years to organize, we are trying to push this through as fast as we can.
To protest in DC you have to have a permit and have approval to use a certain piece of land.
We called ahead of filing for these things. September 12 &13 were the next available days they had.
The other organization, resistnet.com, which was putting together a march for May 30, didn’t do this so they were refused their permit. Now they are joining with our group. So, we are doing this absolutely as soon we can.
To have a successful march takes time and organization.
Why are we protesting ?
1. To get the attention of the mainstream media.
2. To demand That Obama Provide proof that he is eligible to be president.
3. To demand that Congress and the Supreme court uphold our constitution.
4. To inform the public on the issue of Obama’s ineligibility to be president of the USA.
5. To demand that they can not take our constitutional rights away.
PRESIDENT OBAMA, WE DEMAND THAT YOU BE TRANSPARENT NOW
We will come together in a peaceful rally.
We are proud Americans who fear that we are losing the America we all know and love.
The America where millions have served in our military sacrificing their lives so that we remain free.
A people who honor their flag and understand what it means to fly it and are so proud to do so.
It is time for our voices to be heard loud and clear. Our government is for the people and by the people.
We are Americans who see our rights slipping away as we speak.
It is time our voices are heard.
It is time for us to shout loudly and strongly that we refuse to live under a socialist regime, where our voices are silenced.
Lets take this action now before we awaken one morning and our freedoms are nothing more than a memory.
WE WILL BE UNITED- CHRISTIAN, JEW, BUDDHIST, HINDU, ATHEIST, BLACK AND WHITE.
WE WILL BE ONE- ONE OF MANY WHO STAND AS PATRIOTIC AMERICANS DEMANDING OUR VOICES BE HEARD.
We will be DEMANDING THAT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA ABIDE BY THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
WE DEMAND THE TRANSPARENCY HE PROMISED !!!!!!!!
GOD BLESS US ON THIS RALLY.
WITH YOUR PRAYERS, YOUR DEDICATION AND YOUR HELP, IT WILL BE
AN HISTORICAL, MAGICAL, WONDERFUL SHOW OF THE REAL AMERICA.
We ask you to wear RED, WHITE AND BLUE CLOTHING.
BRING YOUR FLAGS WAVE THEM HIGH.
SIGNS WILL BE PROVIDED- WE WANT TO GIVE THE GREATEST IMPRESSION OF WHO WE ARE AS WE WILL BE SEEN ALL OVER THE WORLD.
UNITED AND PEACEFUL AND WITH CONTROL
WE WILL LEAVE THE GROUNDS AS CLEAN AS THEY WERE GIVEN TO US.
Entertainment will be provided.
We are setting up a wonderful assortment of guest speakers, political and non political, prominent people and many surprises.
Major news networks, including CNN, MSNBC and Fox News. Resistnet.com will also attend.
.We will have live speakers and other entertainment for you.
Alan Keyes and Rev. Manning have already signed. We are close to securing Chuck Norris.
MUCH more to come.
Please make your reservations early as hotels and motels will fill quickly.
. Buses and shuttles will be provided to transport you from your hotels to the on site
rally.
.Tents will be provided as shelter for our entertainers and guest speakers.
.We will provide a First Aid Station
with a Registered nurse on duty along with an ambulance to be standing by for emergencies should
they arise.
. We are planning to have at least ONE THOUSAND porta potties.
.A tent to store emergency water and other supplies should they be needed will be provided.
. A welcome tent for you to pick up flyers with information of scheduled times for our speakers and
entertainment events and other important information including restaurants and areas of
interest, etc will be provided.
Please take the time to sign up so we have an idea of how many people we have attending and to get update emails so you know what to do, where to meet, where to park and what is happening, etc.
TO SIGN UP AND/OR VOLUNTEER YOUR HELP FOR THE RALLY, PLEASE EMAIL STEVE AT freedomsfirst@inbox.com
THANK YOU WITH OUR HEARTS FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND YOUR COMMITMENT FOR THIS GREAT
EVENT!!!!!!!!
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obama and his hate America first supporters should be in for a suprise soon I would guess.
I’ll ping that anytime and I’m Canadian. Good for you, patriot.
Very entertaining.
See the tagline I have been running for 6+ months.
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