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SO SAYETH THE TELEPROMPTER
New York Post ^ | March 21, 2009 | Kyle Smith

Posted on 03/22/2009 5:01:28 AM PDT by Zakeet

A reading from the Book of Barack, 3:22:09.

And the Word was heard from above.

America, my flock, my followers, my enthusiasts and aficionados.

This is thine president, thine one true president. Hark and behold my words, for let it be said that I am very good at this job.

The times we live in are times of storm, and strife. Of hurt, and pain. It is a time when even I must humble and prostrate myself, to consult an authority of wisdom and insight. I speak of the Book of Roget. The Day of the Synonym has come to pass.

It is vital that I double my words, so that I might speak in double talk. Thou shouldst heed my speech, but not too closely. Attend to the measured cadences and prose poetry, not the trifles of substance. For substance is the curse of lesser mortals.The hour is upon us for the AIG bonuses to be denounced. When the knowledge was loosed upon the land that the false prophets of finance had enriched themselves with the false profits of bailout money, I was and I'd like to thank President Obama for welcoming me here from Dublin.

Excuse me, the Teleprompter just broke.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bho44; obama; teleprompter; totus
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1 posted on 03/22/2009 5:01:29 AM PDT by Zakeet
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To: Zakeet
It is vital that I double my words, so that I might speak in double talk.

LOL!

2 posted on 03/22/2009 5:08:50 AM PDT by livius
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To: Zakeet

Needs a cable going to a keyboard in front of Soros.


3 posted on 03/22/2009 5:12:12 AM PDT by DB
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To: Zakeet

Terrific graphic!


4 posted on 03/22/2009 5:17:16 AM PDT by thethirddegree
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5 posted on 03/22/2009 5:42:55 AM PDT by Prole (Please pray for the families of Chris and Channon. May God always watch over them.)
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To: Zakeet
drtelelprompter

So who is feeding the Obamanista his words? We may never know for sure, but you can know where to go and see this teleprompter reading Muslim-Commie-Fraud properly mocked. Just click on the picture for over 100 teleprompter images at this sorry clowns expense.

6 posted on 03/22/2009 5:48:20 AM PDT by Nateman (You know you are doing the right thing when liberals scream.)
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To: Zakeet
'Barry 23.4'
Yea, though I walk through a valley of Reporters, I will fear no TV: for my teleprompter art with me; my writing staff they comfort me.

7 posted on 03/22/2009 5:56:33 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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8 posted on 03/22/2009 6:01:50 AM PDT by McGruff
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To: Condor51

lol!

The world according to TOTUS.


9 posted on 03/22/2009 6:02:17 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Zakeet

I think Michelle Malkin is behind the Teleprompter Blog. Friend of mine thinks it’s Rush. It could be Bo Snerdley, but it’s not Rush. Rush writes just like he speaks


10 posted on 03/22/2009 6:03:57 AM PDT by downwdims (It does not take a majority to prevail... but rather an irate, tireless minority)
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11 posted on 03/22/2009 6:05:41 AM PDT by downwdims (It does not take a majority to prevail... but rather an irate, tireless minority)
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To: Zakeet

“So Sayeth the Teleprompter”

So sayeth his high exalted smartness Mr. Imanual. (He is brilliant dontchaknow and about five steps higher than humanity on the evolutionary ladder.)

IMHO


12 posted on 03/22/2009 6:19:24 AM PDT by ripley
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To: Condor51

Redonkulious! Priceless.


13 posted on 03/22/2009 6:25:15 AM PDT by billhilly
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To: Zakeet

Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog

 

14 posted on 03/22/2009 6:31:09 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Incorrigible

I have a new name for him, Dear Teleprompter.


15 posted on 03/22/2009 6:50:52 AM PDT by appeal2 (Brilliance is the act of an individual, but great stupidity is reserved for the Government)
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To: Condor51

“Thy Word, O Telepromptus, have I hid in mine heart, that I might not err against thee.”


16 posted on 03/22/2009 6:56:21 AM PDT by abishai
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17 posted on 03/22/2009 6:56:31 AM PDT by AndrewB (FUBO)
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To: abishai

“Thy Word, O Telepromptus, is a lamp unto my speech, and a light unto my lecturn.”


18 posted on 03/22/2009 6:58:26 AM PDT by abishai
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To: AndrewB
We have never had such a homely First Lady. With her hair extensions and all, she is on every magazine cover from here to Alaska.

Another Jackie Kennedy.......not!

19 posted on 03/22/2009 7:00:18 AM PDT by mickie
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http://baraksteleprompter.blogspot.com/


20 posted on 03/22/2009 7:00:41 AM PDT by clintonh8r (Librerals are more dangerous to liberty than terrorists.)
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