Posted on 03/17/2009 8:34:05 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
We just need to purge these kinds out of the party. Michael Steele should withhold RNC funds for someone else in a primary run.
I missed it. Heard Rush say, Carol are you there...and then missed the rest. Good, she didn’t get to give out her BS again. :)
ROFLMAO!
Any bets on what Carol’s “small business” is?
I’m betting something worthless like an antique shop or something.
**Rush is going to make Carol **
Stupid Librl...
Don’t ****with RUSH!
Oh no ... I’ve seen these things squeezed into some amazing spots. You just have to know where to look.
I’d be more worried of someone ....
CARRYING the dayumed thing OFF!!!
I agree that Congressman Kirk should be purged from the GOP. I hope that he’ll run for the U.S. Senate and lose the primary to Congressman Peter Roskam.
Nah. I thinks I gots ya all beat......
DENNIS KUCINICH
Try and top that idiot!!!
don’t try to pile on all at once!!!!
txradioguy definitely got it
Sheila Jackson Lee even beat out cynthia McKinney
Lee wanted to run the Mars Rover over to see the American flag the Astronauts left
there’s NO topping that... Bwaney Fwank is only a Runnerup.
cleveland—you live in outer space? cuz that’s where Kookinich’s district apparently is.....
First load done. Beautiful.
It is the same amount of detergent but you put it in a drawer and the machine adds it when needed.
Clothes came out much cleaner than the old one.
Very quiet but it plays a song when done.
It says it saves about 50% electricity too.
Mission accomplished.
You know, I think O has got a deep seeded hatred for this country, and now after all his struggles, he can finally sock it to us!
LOLOL....by the way, love the tagline!
This is a classic! lolol
You got that right....and awfully pink!
Wow, your congressman should be awarded that ‘Pain in the Ass” medal, and right quick too!
I agree with you, about my congressman. I emailed him, four times, and I asked why he’s a Republican. I didn’t receive a response, so I emailed four of his aides and asked them why he’s a Republican. None of them responded, so I called one of them and asked her. She said that he votes for tax cuts. I listed six issues on which he usually agrees with Democrats, and she could only think of one issue on which he agrees with Republicans.
OMG LOLOLOL - Haven’t stopped yet!!!!! Great Pic.
Maybe he forgot. !?!
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