[STD]

In a 33-minute Al-Sahab audio message, posted March 14, 2009 on Islamist forums, Osama bin Laden outlines his plan for liberating Palestine. Following are the main points of his message:

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[eeevil conservative]

Let me guess.....he’s an Obama supporter?

[FlingWingFlyer]

(YAWN) Bin Laden is dead. He’s been dead for quite a while.

[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

Dead men tell no tales.

[reagan_fanatic]

What - he woke up from his dirt nap?

[madameguinot]

Wait a minute, you mean Iraq has strategic value? Something MSM has squelched/forgotten for the last six years.

[SaxxonWoods]

Wow, dead and delusional at the same time. That’s quite a feat!

[Michael Barnes]

“Stand up chuck”...

[SIDENET]

Trying to rival Tupac for the most audio releases after death.

[SunkenCiv]

He’s just sore because the US liberated Afghanistan and Iraq.

[garyhope]

I’ll believe that OBL is alive when I see a verified video of him actually speaking (and not lip synched or photo shopped) and moving while simultaneously holding up an authentic copy of a major up to date daily newspaper at the same time.

Otherwise, I think he be dead.

[swheats]

Has he given a photo with the current headlines on it yet? Until then I’ll believe he’s channeling through a temporary. Or he left an archive of messages in the event of his death.

[Obamageddon]

Translation of Funeral Article in Egyptian Paper: al-Wafd, Wednesday, December 26, 2001 Vol 15 No 4633

News of Bin Laden's Death and Funeral 10 days ago

Islamabad -

A prominent official in the Afghan Taliban movement announced yesterday the death of Osama bin Laden, the chief of al-Qa'da organization, stating that binLaden suffered serious complications in the lungs and died a natural and quiet death. The official, who asked to remain anonymous, stated to The Observer of Pakistan that he had himself attended the funeral of bin Laden and saw his face prior to burial in Tora Bora 10 days ago. He mentioned that 30 of al-Qa'da fighters attended the burial as well as members of his family and some friends from the Taliban. In the farewell ceremony to his final rest guns were fired in the air. The official stated that it is difficult to pinpoint the burial location of bin Laden because according to the Wahhabi tradition no mark is left by the grave. He stressed that it is unlikely that the American forces would ever uncover any traces of bin Laden.

[Berosus]

If Al-Aqsa needs to be “liberated,” why can’t Jews go there? Remember the fuss when Ariel Sharon went up on the Temple Mount, even though he didn’t enter any mosques?

Regarding the tape, I stand by what I’ve said before:

If it’s new, it isn’t Bin Laden.
It it’s Bin Laden, it isn’t new.

[pleikumud]

bin Laden is dead

[silverleaf]

another military genius who announces his strategy
d’oh

The Jordanians are not pushovers. Unless they have become obamafied

[sam_paine]

In a 33-minute Al-Sahab audio message, posted ... on Islamist forums,

Ok...these devout followers of a guy who created a religion based on eschewing technology and are afraid of soap and dogs and pigs further this religion with (a) digital recording posted on (b) an infidel created worldwise network which indiscriminantly mixes pornography and interest payments and dog toys and and bacon-by-mail delivery services with their pious kill-whitey messages.

[jla]

March 2009 American Spectator -

All the evidence suggests Elvis Presley is more alive today than Osama bin Laden. But tell that to the CIA and all the other misconceptualizers of the War on Terror.

Article here.

[sono]

He's Dead, Jim.