Rolling Stones Song Parody: "Can't Take No More Taxation"

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[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

I can't take no more taxation
I can't take no more taxation
Cause I'll cry and I'll cry and I'll cry and I'll cry
I can't take no, I can't take no

When my paycheck comes around
And there's a great big sucking sound
Cause the IRS took theirs
Then there's something about medicare

When some folks got $300 back
From the IRS I just got flack
I owed them from before
Oh yeah, I got back a whopping $24

When I'm watching my TV
And see the state now wants a piece of me
We're one of the few states with guts
To tell the income tax vultures they are nuts

I can't take no more taxation
I can't take no more taxation
Cause I'll cry and I'll cry and I'll cry and I'll cry
I can't take no, no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Bookmarked, years ago... Wonder if the author is a Freeper by now.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

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[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL!

Bumpity bump!

[potlatch]

Lol, very cute! They may want to follow it up with “Money Honey” — if you wanna get along with me!

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Hey, long time no see!

Here’s one for you, nineteen for me.

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(a little rhyme adapted from a Beatles tax song!)

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

From the FREEPATHON thread... hat tip to bigheadfred!

[potlatch]

Lol, that’s funny. Thanks for posting.

[pookie18]

Thanks! Just added to my toons thread for Friday.

[theDentist]

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
And you're working for no-one but ME.

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet

Taxman!
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
And you're working for no-one but ME. -- The Oh-Beatles

[Redcitizen]

How about “We aint gonna take it anymore” by Twisted Sister?

[bigheadfred]

I don't know what you post on your thread, but here is another. Ping me to your thread, if you would.