[SmithL]

...but they may marry each other.

[max americana]

>...but they may marry each other.

Don’t drop the soap.

[Michigan Bowhunter]

Hahns & Frahns are waiting to warm.....you up

[Nick Danger]

Well, there goes "three hots and a cot." If it weren't for the HD TV and the midnight basketball, there'd be almost no reason to go to prison anymore.

[Fast Moving Angel]

They want hot meals? Fine. Pass them the tabasco sauce. They can liberally sprinkle it on their bologna sandwiches.

[OneWingedShark]

Bologna sandwiches for all the inmates!

[headstamp 2]

I know it doesn’t impact him but Joe Arpaio is smiling.

[goldstategop]

Prisoners have no right to a comfortable existence. What's the point of punishing them if they get to live better behind bars than 99% of Californians? No one is proposing they starve but about they work for their room and board?

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[FlyVet]

inmates are entitled to two hot meals a day

Why? There are plenty of days when I eat zero hot meals per day. It doesn't have to be hot to be good food. Are prisoners unionized or something?

If I screwed up bad enough to get thrown in prison, I would expect sustenance, and nothing more. That's why they call it punishment.

[informavoracious]

Very well, hot lime jello all around!

[MarkL]

This is hilarious!

If you’re in Pelican Bay, and the worst of your worries is that your food isn’t hot enough, you’ve got some other very serious problems! From what I’ve heard over the years, this is the WORST prison in the system, home to many of the most violent and uncontrollable prisoners.

Mark

[wgflyer]

My own philosophy is that prisons should isolate prisoners from society, not just isolate society from prisoners. Thus, prisoners should have no single pleasure that free society offers. No books, newspapers, TV, radio, or other media of any kind. No computers, no pens, pencils or paper. No toys. Food should be bland, tasteless, but nutritious. No fraternization among prisoners, no physical contact, no drugs, and no conjugal visits and no contact with the outside world other than with a lawyer, through glass.. Their entire 24 hour existence should be harshly supervised.

But, then, that's just one guy's opinion.