Pssst - re-writing headlines is a no-no.
Hum, could he have AIDS? He looks like he does. he and Arafat must have been close friends
What he needs and what he will not get, is a good Jewish doctor. (No joke intented)
He will just have to settle for a bowl of chicken soup.
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When news of a leader of a repressive country comes out that he has “fallen ill”, it usually means that he is about to die of some mysterious illness.
Don’t get too excited. This little runt is just a figure head. The Mullahs run the show and he is their puppet.
He's been working over time on the Obama campaign.
Funny, my first thought was “I’ll be sending a “Get Dead” card.
Any polonium missing?
It’s hard to keep a good man down. (j/k)
LOL...yeah...sure...hauling those nukes around can get tiresome....hehe..
Sooner or later, every man must sit down to a meal of consequences.
God is not mocked.
That being said, may God’s will be done in his life, as well as in mine. God’s will be done.
He’s suffering from “exhaustion.” Maybe he should try taking about 40 sleeping pills.
“Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has fallen ill”
All the available evidence I’ve got indicates this jerkweed’s been ill since he hit the world scene, at least if you count mental illness.
If he ain’t in the ground then he ain’t sick enough to suit me.
Good. Maybe he’ll be pushing daisies and solve half the problem for us. Of course, that still leaves the mullahs who *really* run the country, but I hear Khamenei is dying of colon cancer.
Sounds like RADIATION SICKNESS to me.
Probably from spending all that time supervising the plutonium enrichment program running in his basement.
Lets all hope that the goat that gave him AIDS pulls through.
Monkey Man has to learn to delegate those arduous tasks like flogging and pulling out dissidents’ fingernails-he’s not the robust, vigorous young terrorist he was when he was taking hostages in embassies.