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Donkey jailed for theft (Numbnut gets his ass thrown in prison)
News 24 ^ | 9/19/08

Posted on 09/23/2008 12:19:34 AM PDT by Libloather

Donkey jailed for theft
19/09/2008 10:37 - (SA)

Cairo - An Egyptian donkey has been jailed for stealing corn on the cob from a field belonging to an agricultural research institute in the Nile Delta, local media reported on Thursday.

The ass and its owner were apprehended at a police checkpoint that had been set up after the institute's director complained that someone was stealing his crops, the state-owned Al-Ahram daily said.

The unnamed ungulate was found in possession of the institute's corn and a local judge sentenced him to 24 hours in prison. The man who had his ass thrown in jail got off with a fine of 50 Egyptian pounds.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: animalrights; ass; democrats; donkey; environment; farming; rats; theft
One cob - jail time.

Collapse of Fannie Mae - you're free to go.

1 posted on 09/23/2008 12:19:35 AM PDT by Libloather
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To: Slings and Arrows

I believe this one is worthy based on the headline alone. :)


2 posted on 09/23/2008 12:22:21 AM PDT by GOP_Raider (If I wanted a Chicago politician as my President, I'd vote for Richard Daley)
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To: Libloather

Donkeys who steal?? It’s amazing what Democrats do around the world.

“The ass and its owner were apprehended...”

So many jokes, so little time.


3 posted on 09/23/2008 12:22:59 AM PDT by reaganixonbush
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To: Libloather
Sent his Egyptian ass up the Nile ha?
4 posted on 09/23/2008 12:31:11 AM PDT by Taxbilly
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To: GOP_Raider; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
I believe this one is worthy based on the headline alone. :)

Your belief is well-founded.


5 posted on 09/23/2008 12:31:49 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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To: Slings and Arrows; Libloather
What a clown!


6 posted on 09/23/2008 3:21:31 AM PDT by Daffynition (Follow the dots: Davis, Ayers, Dohrn, Malley, SorosÂ… use a RED crayon.)
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To: Libloather

“The ass and its owner ..”

That would be the democrats and daily KOS.


7 posted on 09/23/2008 6:00:58 AM PDT by billhilly (I was republican when republican wasn't cool. (With an apology to Barbara Mandrell.))
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