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BREAKING: Hawking has change of heart, urges a halt to the Hadron Collider test

Posted on 09/09/2008 9:28:29 AM PDT by Scythian



When asked about his change of heart Steven Hawking said:

"There is a 0.0002349% chance the world will end, and the thought of living without Sarah is too much of risk for mankind to take."


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1 posted on 09/09/2008 9:28:29 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: Scythian

Oh Please.


2 posted on 09/09/2008 9:29:36 AM PDT by sauropod (There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin')
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?


3 posted on 09/09/2008 9:30:17 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Scythian

HINT: If the world ends, you won’t be “living” without Sarah.


4 posted on 09/09/2008 9:31:19 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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I think it was intended as a joke....


5 posted on 09/09/2008 9:31:38 AM PDT by gondramB (Preach the Gospel at all times, and when necessary, use words.)
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To: Scythian

I agree.


6 posted on 09/09/2008 9:31:40 AM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (There once was a dream called, "Hippy Beat Down." The mere whisper of if caused cops to cry.")
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7 posted on 09/09/2008 9:31:55 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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Prof Hawking is one smart man.
:)


8 posted on 09/09/2008 9:33:56 AM PDT by Artemis Webb (Sarah Palin: Babies, Guns, Jesus. HOT DAMN!)
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9 posted on 09/09/2008 9:33:57 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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IBTZ


10 posted on 09/09/2008 9:34:28 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (There is no alternative to the GOP except varying degrees of insanity)
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End of the world? You mean he’s going to “cross the streams?” I’d check with Dr. Venkman first.


11 posted on 09/09/2008 9:34:37 AM PDT by Sig Sauer P220 (Conceal carry - Don't leave home without it.)
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A very literal LOL!!!!


12 posted on 09/09/2008 9:35:50 AM PDT by eddie willers
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ok so he decided his wish to do these experiments was more important than the lives of everyone on this planet.


13 posted on 09/09/2008 9:36:14 AM PDT by driftdiver (No More Obama - The corruption has not changed despite all our hopes.)
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The Hawk has been off his game and is just trying to ride Sarah’s coattails back into the lime light.


14 posted on 09/09/2008 9:36:19 AM PDT by Calusa (Bajo como el Dolar. Subo como el Cafe!)
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LOL!


15 posted on 09/09/2008 9:37:13 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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If you really want attention, try installing red flashing lights on your hat.


16 posted on 09/09/2008 9:38:14 AM PDT by dragnet2
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17 posted on 09/09/2008 9:38:21 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic ("And how can this be? For I am the Kwisatz Haderach! " - Barack Obama)
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Bookmark


18 posted on 09/09/2008 9:38:44 AM PDT by bamahead (Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master. -- Sallust)
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To: Scythian

THAT got my attention FRiend!

I see your sense of humor is operating at 100 percent efficiency! LOL


19 posted on 09/09/2008 9:40:00 AM PDT by mkjessup (If Ronald Reagan were with us today, he'd say "Vote McCain/Palin, & Win One More for the Gipper!!!")
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myZ9xdYsf7o

“The Big He gave me this pearl necklace!” Monica Lewinsky


20 posted on 09/09/2008 9:41:05 AM PDT by tumblindice (I'm sticking to my guns and voting for conservatives)
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