I'D BE YOUR 'LOLLIPOP'; SLEAZY E-MAILS FROM MARRIED ASSEMBLYMAN TO TEEN INTERN (Dem/intern redux)

NY POST ^ | BRENDAN SCOTT, Post Correspondent

[Liz]

SOME FAMILY MAN: Asse Sam Hoyt

ALBANY - A married assemblyman got caught with his virtual pants down - busted by XXX-rated e-mails to a 19-year-old intern.....In one sex message Hoyt made it embarrassingly clear they shared not only an interest in the people's business, but in lusty sex and personal hygiene. Titled "what i wish," the Democratic assemblyman's list included: ". . . that i could be painting your toenails right now . . . that i could see you do that little cheerleader move . . . that i could be your human lollipop . . . that i could take a shower in your shower with all that girly stuff." The cyber sex scandal blew up Tues after a political blog posted titillating e-mails detailing the liaison the horny Hoyt had with the teen staffer. "It was even better for me," one March 2004 e-mail from Hoyt reads. "ty [thank you] for doing the bikini walk. i thought to myself as others were checking you out, she woke up next to me this morning!" The e-mails suggest the affair began in late 2003 and fell apart in June 2004, when the intern accused Hoyt of cheating on her. "How many girls do you have exactly???," the intern wrote. "I hate you. I knew you were lying, but I was so stupid . . . you scumbag . . . f--- off . . . leave me alone and go be with your other girlfriends."

Hoyt released a statement: "I've reconciled with my family, and I'm pleased to report I am happily married. No rules were broken. No laws were broken. I broke my marriage vows," he declared.

[Liz]

The e-mails suggest the affair began in late 2003 and fell apart in June 2004, when the intern accused Hoyt of cheating on her. "How many girls do you have exactly???," the intern wrote. "I hate you. I knew you were lying, but I was so stupid . . . you scumbag . . . f--- off . . . leave me alone and go be with your other girlfriends."

Sounds like something Moanica might have told Bill (snicker).

[livius]

Hoyt released a statement: "I've reconciled with my family, and I'm pleased to report I am happily married. No rules were broken. No laws were broken. I broke my marriage vows," he declared.

Good grief. He sure learned well from the Bill Clinton Playbook (although Bill did break laws with his perjury).

[SolidWood]

Of course no mention of his party affiliation. However thanks to his own site: http://www.samhoyt.org/ we know that he is a Democrat (surprise!)

[CaliGirl-R]

What a sucker.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Is there something that happens when a man takes office that automatically unzips his pants? Gravity? Some weird kind of zipper virus?

[The G Man]

Psssst ... >>> "Titled "what i wish," the Democratic assemblyman's list included

[CDHart]

Someone once said "power is the greatest aphrodisiac."

Carolyn

[Dr. Ursus]

If there’s a swamp in need of draining,It’s Albany.

[Juan Medén]

No rules were broken. No laws were broken. I broke my marriage vows.

Oh, is that all. What a relief! For a minute there I thought it was something serious. Pfffffft, silly me.

[Rummyfan]

The e-mails suggest the affair began in late 2003 and fell apart in June 2004, when the intern accused Hoyt of cheating on her. "How many girls do you have exactly???," the intern wrote. "I hate you. I knew you were lying, but I was so stupid . . . you scumbag . . . f--- off . . . leave me alone and go be with your other girlfriends."

I've always found it ironic when the mistress accuses her married playmate of cheating on her...

[maggief]

... “that i could be your human lollipop” ...

“I hate you. I knew you were lying, but I was so stupid . . . you scumbag . . . f-— off . . . leave me alone and go be with your other girlfriends.”

Sucker!

[SQUID]

Here we go with the gender crap again.

[jmaroneps37]

Being a rat means NEVER having to admit wrong doing, or saying you are sorry or paying a price for your conduct.

[Islander7]

“...No rules were broken. No laws were broken...”

Kinda has that, “No controlling legal authority...” ring to it.

[IbJensen]

If the affair started in 2003 and she's 19 today, that would mean the Democrat began planking her when she was a 14-year-old child.

He's not a muslim convert is he?

[B-Chan]

“Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac” — Henry Kissinger

[Liz]

My God----be reasonable.

Can't a married overworked legislator play Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah with an intern without everybody thinking he's a low-down dirty cheater? (/sarc)

[Liz]

It’s a wonder they don’t have Carpel Tunnel Syndrome what with all that zipping.

[NeoCaveman]

They get the interns and other politican chasers to do the unzipping for them....

[GraceCoolidge]

Wait a minute... why was Mark Foley national news but not this? In fact, Foley didn’t actually have an affair with any of the interns, unlike this guy. The media bias just gets more and more blatant, doesn’t it?