It’s a wonder they don’t have Carpel Tunnel Syndrome what with all that zipping.
They get the interns and other politican chasers to do the unzipping for them....
They need to bring back the OP pants with the velcro fly.
“Riiiiiippppp”
I used to call them “easy access” pants, lol.
Op pants, velour shirt and wallabees or vans tennis shoes. That’s what the cool guys wore back then.