[blam]

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[max americana]

Cavemen were fighting for their women...

I thought the only way they could get chicks back then was when they clubbed them over the head.

[bannie]

Sobbin’ Women Lyrics

ADAM
Tell ya ‘bout them sobbin’ women
Who lived in the Roman days.
It seems that they all went swimmin’
While their men was off to graze.
Well, a Roman troop was ridin’ by
And saw them in their “me oh my”,
So they took ‘em all back home to dry.
Least that’s what Plutarch says.
Oh yes!
Them a woman was sobbin’, sobbin’, sobbin’
Fit to be tied.
Ev’ry muscle was throbbin’, throbbin’
From that riotous ride.
Oh they cried and kissed and kissed and cried
All over that Roman countryside
So don’t forget that when you’re takin’ a bride.
Sobbin’ fit to be tied
From that riotous ride!
They never did return their plunder
The victor gets all the loot.
They carried them home, by thunder,
To rotundas small but cute.
And you’ve never seens so,
They tell me, such downright domesticity.
With a Roman baby on each knee
Named “Claudius” and “Brute”

SIX BROTHERS
Oh yes!
Them a women was sobbin’, sobbin’, passin’ them nights.

ADAM
While the Romans was goin’ out hobbin’, nobbin’
Startin’ up fights.
They kept occupied by sewin’ lots of little old togas
For them tots and sayin’ “someday women folk’ll have rights.”

GIDEON
Passin’ all o’ them nights.

ADAM
Just sewin’!
While the Romans had fights.

CALEB
“Hey listen to this”
Now when their men folk went to fetch ‘em
Them women would not be fetched.
It seems them Romans ketch ‘em
That their lady friends stay ketched.

ADAM
Now let this be because it’s true,
A lesson to the likes of you,
Treat ‘em rough like them there Romans do
Or else they’ll think you’re tetched.

SIX BROTHERS
Oh yes!
Them a women was sobbin’, sobbin’,
Sobbin’ buckets of tears
On account o’ old dobbin’,
Dobbin’ really rattled their ears.
Oh they acted angry and annoyed

GIDEON
But secretly they was overjoyed

ADAM
You must recall that when corralin’ your streets

BROTHERS
Oh, oh, oh, oh them poe little dears.

SIX BROTHERS ADAM
Oh yes
Them a women was sobbin’, sobbin’, sobbin’ Oh yeah
Weepin’ a ton Then sobbin’ women
Just remember what Robin, Robin, Robin Oh yeah
Hood woulda done. Them sobbin women.
We’ll be just like them three merry men
And make ‘em all merry once again.

ADAM
And though they’ll be a sobbin’ for a while

ALL
Oh yes!
We’re gonna make them sobbin’ women smile!

[LiberConservative]

... Many archaeologists have argued that women have long motivated cycles of violence and blood feuds throughout history ...

So the unbearable urge I feel to beat the living crap out of some metrosexual hitting on my babe is in my genes? I can live with that.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***archaeologists have argued that women have long motivated cycles of violence and blood feuds throughout history ***

Therefore let no man hasten to depart home till each have lain by some Trojan’s wife and paid back the strivings and groans for Hellen’s sake.____Homer, the Illiad.

[BlazingArizona]

Now a relatively new method has been used to work out the origins of the victims tossed into a mass grave of skeletons, and so distinguish one tribe from another, revealing that neighbouring tribes were prepared to kill their male rivals to secure their women some 7000 years ago.

Germany had football fans that long ago?

[PUGACHEV]

"German experts determined that the majority had been killed by a blow to the left side of the head, suggesting the victims were bound and killed, probably with a stone axe...."

Meaning that the killers (presumably right-handed) faced their victims to deliver the fatal blow. Oh, that's cold.

[Jack Hammer]

It’s been a fact of history since... well... before history: when Mister P*nis stands up, Mister Intellect sits down.

[SunkenCiv]

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