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THE LARDASSIFICATION OF AMERICA
NEALZ NUZE ^ | NEAL BOORTZ

Posted on 05/19/2008 6:46:37 AM PDT by Turret Gunner A20

I Read a story in the Washington Post about the death of a young woman. This ultra-huge died in her sleep. Her mom blamed it on obesity. Possibly so ... her mom is obese herself.

In the story the mom bemoans the lack of "affordable" weight loss clinics and exercise facilities. Oh boy ... here we go. As we know, in the modern USA every single item or service that a person could possibly need or even want must be affordable. The new mantra is that there is something wrong with our country, our economy and our government if someone wants something they can't afford to buy. Uh oh! Suddenly we have an issue of "affordability!" So look out folks ... here comes the call for "affordable" weight loss clinics and exercise spas. How do we make them affordable? Why, through tax credits or other taxpayer-funded subsidies, of course.

They had a memorial party for the teenager. Featured at the party were all of her favorite fried foods.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: diet; health; nutrition; obesity; weight; weightloss
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1 posted on 05/19/2008 6:46:37 AM PDT by Turret Gunner A20
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To: Turret Gunner A20

AFFORDABLE GYMS! I’ll quote you my husband when I mention that I want to go to a tanning salong: “THE SUN IS FREE!”


2 posted on 05/19/2008 6:49:08 AM PDT by Hildy
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To: Turret Gunner A20

I’ve struggled with weight myself, so I can say it: EAT LESS, EXERCISE MORE. There’s no one else to blame.


3 posted on 05/19/2008 6:49:49 AM PDT by cvq3842
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To: cvq3842

I’d say, eat whatever, but exercise a lot. With consistent exercise, when people see themselves shaping up, other things start to fall in place automatically, especially on the appetite front.


4 posted on 05/19/2008 6:52:29 AM PDT by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

Well certainly Burger King’s double-whopper with cheese, super-sized fries and 44 oz soft drink packed with high fructose corn syrup is much more affordable than a 210 calorie teriyaki chicken salad with water at Subway, right?

In my town, they’re about the same price.


5 posted on 05/19/2008 6:52:48 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Jihad is all fun and games until a predator turns you into a greasy glop.)
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To: cvq3842

Around here, when we are tired from the garden chores, building maintenence and cutting firewood, we say:”At least we are saving the cost of a gym membership.”


6 posted on 05/19/2008 6:53:27 AM PDT by reformedliberal (Capitalism is what happens when governments get out of the way.)
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To: CarrotAndStick

I think you’re right. Its not simply that the exercise burns some more calories, but that when you’re making the commitment to get the exercise, you’re less likely to do really really stupid stuff on the food side of the equation. I need to lose about 30 pounds, myself.


7 posted on 05/19/2008 6:55:26 AM PDT by babble-on
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To: Turret Gunner A20

These Lard-asses are an unintended result of the politically-correct diet: low fat, no red meat, “complex carbs”, blah, blah, blah. Problem is, that’s not what our digestive system implies our diet should be. See: http://www.paleodiet.com/

So, as long as we continue on this low/no-meat, high carbs, diet - especially high fructose corn syrup - we will be breeding a bunch of lard asses.


8 posted on 05/19/2008 6:56:05 AM PDT by captain_dave
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To: Turret Gunner A20

But Obama says we can’t eat all we want because other countries would not approve of that behavior..

Oh, and don’t say nuttin about his wife either..


9 posted on 05/19/2008 6:56:09 AM PDT by vietvet67
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To: Turret Gunner A20
A wise Indian ("dot-not-feather") was once asked why he came to America with his computer science degree, rather than any other land in the world. Said he, "I wanted to live in a land where even the poor people are fat."

The simple and humane solution to this problem, at least for some of us, is to make sure that your government-issued Welfare food card will not buy any processed foods. Milk, eggs, meat, rice, vegetables, and that kind of thing would be available for free to those below the poverty line. However, if you want fun food like potatoe chips, Cheeze Whiz, and candy bars, you have to pay in cash. Fatty foods? Get a job like the rest of us who abuse our bodies.

10 posted on 05/19/2008 6:56:20 AM PDT by 50sDad (OBAMA: In your heart you know he's Wright.)
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To: CholeraJoe

It doesn’t matter which of those one chooses if he is not going to move after eating it.

In my 40 years, I have eaten a HELL of a lot more double whoppers with cheese than I have teriyaki chicken. I’m 6’1, 165. But then, I move.

Blaming food for making people fat is like blaming guns for shooting people.


11 posted on 05/19/2008 6:58:06 AM PDT by L98Fiero (A fool who'll waste his life, God rest his guts.)
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To: captain_dave

It costs a fortune, but I’ve been buying imported Coca-Cola from Mexico. Real sugar!


12 posted on 05/19/2008 6:58:24 AM PDT by Crazieman (Vote Juan McAmnesty in 2008! Because freedom abroad is more important than freedom at home!)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

It does not cost money to lose weight. It costs money to maintain and even increase body mass.


13 posted on 05/19/2008 6:58:32 AM PDT by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

If she ate less she could afford the fees.

It costs a lot less to buy a head of lettuce and an apple than a KFC crispy dinner. It would also save on the health insurance costs.


14 posted on 05/19/2008 6:58:44 AM PDT by nicola_tesla ("Life is Tough... It's Worse When You're Stupid".... John Wayne)
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To: reformedliberal
"Around here, when we are tired from the garden chores, building maintenence and cutting firewood, we say:”At least we are saving the cost of a gym membership.”

Me too....brought a scythe....get exercise and cut the grass/hay on the property.

Most neighbours have $2000 ride mowers.

15 posted on 05/19/2008 6:59:15 AM PDT by spokeshave (Hey GOP...NO money till border closed and criminal illegals deported)
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To: Turret Gunner A20
Blame everybody but yourself.

Perhaps she might have survived a bit longer with a few less cheeseburgers and little bit of exercise.

16 posted on 05/19/2008 7:00:50 AM PDT by Recovering Hermit ("A liberal feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.")
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To: Turret Gunner A20

New DEMOCRATIC Plan — ‘FREE GYMS to all!!’ Why should the RICH afford to go to the GYM.


17 posted on 05/19/2008 7:02:22 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (El Rushbo Tribal name -- RinoHunter Coming Soon - a new CONSERVATIVE PARTY --- www.falconparty.com)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

Lardass.

Isn’t that the name Madonna gave to her daughter? I wondered about it at the time, but maybe she was being prescient.


18 posted on 05/19/2008 7:04:21 AM PDT by WayneS (The Mask that Evil Wears May Change, but the Face of Evil Remains Constant.)
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To: Turret Gunner A20
Featured at the party were all of her favorite fried foods.

psst, hey mom, I see the PROBLEM!! FRIED FOODS?? Ever thought of cooking HEALTHY for her?

Another new DEMOCRATIC PLAN - 'Free Cooking Lessons'. I mean not everyone can AFFORD to get the FOOD NETWORK!

19 posted on 05/19/2008 7:05:06 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (El Rushbo Tribal name -- RinoHunter Coming Soon - a new CONSERVATIVE PARTY --- www.falconparty.com)
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To: 50sDad

Dot-not-feather.

Not a bad name for an Indian, I guess.


20 posted on 05/19/2008 7:06:30 AM PDT by WayneS (The Mask that Evil Wears May Change, but the Face of Evil Remains Constant.)
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