[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Once upon a channel dreary
Raged some Libs incoherently
As mad as he who loved Lenore
Despite how Owl Frankenstein doth roar
Lo! how its audience of six doth snore!
...May it profit Nevermore.

--Not necessarily from Poe's The money Pit and the Pendulum




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[Berosus]

Air America Radio is still on the air?

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[dighton]

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[dixiechick2000]

That was very clever!

I’m surprised there’s anything to sell.
I thought the only station left was in Portland, OR.

I get to skip over that channel every day.

[wizr]

They think they’re gonna make it big in the ag states, just ‘cause they’re lots o’ manure.

[SunkenCiv]

Cue the “free cat” graphic.