GET BEHIND ME HILLARY CLINTON!
Posted on 10/22/2007 2:31:06 PM PDT by Gopher Broke
The Hillary Rodham Psalm
Hillary is my shepherd, I shall not want.
She makes me to bow down to big government.
She leads me beside the abortion clinic.
She restores gun control.
She leads me in the paths of socialism, for her name's sake.
Yea, though i walk through the valley of liberalism, I will fear no evil; for Hillary is with me.
Her benefits and handouts, they comfort me.
Hillary prepares a health care system before me, in the presence of my better judgement.
She fills my head with promises.
My welfare cup runneth over.
Surely, higher taxes and illegal immigration will follow me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the house of the Clintons' forever!
Very good !!!
Excellent !!!!!
SICK! And not funny!
wow...this is awesome. I’m sending this on a mass mailing out to my office.
If it weren’t so damned true, it’d be very funny..............
Poster #4 is a loser !!!
LOL!
Somehow we must be able to state the facts about Hillary’s policies without them being called ‘smear tactics’...
They’re still gonna run against GW Bush...
10.0!!!
You nailed it!
That was quite good.
On another thread I just addressed the issue of the Clinton’s no longer being in office. Does everyone else see an absolute void in leadership after they’re gone? They have so dominated the left for the last fifteen years that the party will be nothing without them.
If she should serve two terms, God forbid, this husband and wife will have dominated the left for about 25 years. That’s an amazing fact.
GET BEHIND ME HILLARY CLINTON!
#4 was responding to my “excellent” comment and I am not sure if it was written in disgust regarding Hillary or upset with the author using a biblical reference....
I thought it was clever using the “666” reference and then it basically outlined Hillary’s beliefs.... and on top of it the libs would love for all of us to burn our Bibles....
God told you to do this didn’t He!!
Not many people realize that He has a great sense of humor. Look at the current Congress. What a joke!
Great job!
There are a lot of different versions of these jokes out there. I have seen one with Bush, one with Obama, one about a computer program with the first line of “The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash.”
He has a great sense of humor........that’s why he created the platypus........
Scathingly to the point.
Great, however, there will no handouts or benefits with Hillary’s government.
How very depressing!... To realize that nearly 50% of the American voters could recite this with a smile on their faces.
What would motivate you to post this?
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