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They Made My Day (Illegal Immigration and SCOTUS: Must Read!)
Townhall ^ | July 2, 2007 | Burt Prelutsky

Posted on 07/01/2007 8:30:46 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

June 28th was a very fine day, indeed. For one thing, under pressure from my fellow Americans, the boobs in the Beltway caved in, and stopped trying to shove the amnesty bill down our collective throats.

It was also the day that the Supreme Court finally got around to deciding that in a society that keeps insisting that it’s colorblind, race can no longer be used as a means to determine the makeup of student bodies. I’d like to think that Martin Luther King, Jr., would have approved, just as I take comfort in knowing that Jesse Jackson doesn’t.

My spirits were so uplifted by the news, it nearly made up for the fact that the 2007 New York Yankees are beginning to remind me a lot of the 1962 New York Mets.

The wonderful thing about the demise of the immigration bill is that it managed to delight not only those who wish Ted Kennedy would retire to the home for old sots, but those who are eagerly counting off the days until George Bush can finally devote all his waking hours to clearing the brush down in Crawford.

The bill not only drove a wedge between Republicans, with the smarmy likes of Hagel, Gregg, Snowe, Lott, Lugar, McCain, Craig, Specter, Martinez and Graham, siding with Biden, Kerry, Clinton and Obama, but even between me and one of my favorite radio talk show hosts, Michael Medved. He was clearly irked that the bill failed to pass. In fact, on the day of the bill’s demise, he even railed against the mere notion of amending the Constitution to prevent the offspring of those in the U.S. illegally from being granted automatic citizenship. I happen to believe that such an amendment is long over-due. I grant that reasonable people can disagree about this issue, but whenever I hear anybody carry on as if the Constitution was etched in stone, I remind myself that two of the 27 amendments deal with booze!

I can’t help feeling that whether our forefathers were Christians, deists, agnostics or atheists, they would have strongly opposed the proposition that an infant could benefit from the commission of a crime committed by its parents.

Those who promoted passage of the bill argued that it would allow the U.S. to finally get a handle on illegal immigration. What a laugh! Millions of illegals have come here on visas, but once they decided to overstay their welcome, absolutely nothing was done about it. You may recall having read about several of them in the aftermath of 9/11.

When the feds can’t even cope with so-called legal immigration, why on earth would we trust them to deal with the far more complicated problem of illegal aliens?

The biggest joke is when the number of those who have snuck in is placed at 12 million. Is that a figure that somebody saw in a crystal ball or deciphered in a glob of wet tea leaves? The president’s mouthpiece, Tony Snow, has admitted that nobody knows who or where these people are. But the one thing we know for certain is their number?! Inasmuch as I keep hearing from readers in the Southeast, the Northwest and the Midwest, not to mention those in Texas, California and Arizona, that their towns are being over-run with illegals, I’m willing to wager that the actual figure is close to double that number.

Besides, I have too much faith in the venality of our elected officials to believe they’d prostrate themselves and ignore their oaths of office for a mere 12 million votes.

Harry Reid has vowed that the bill, though severely wounded, will live to rise another day. It reminds you of those scary movies in which the evil creature, apparently dead and buried, suddenly climbs out of its grave. Come to think of it, that also reminds me of Harry Reid.

Those who scratch their heads and ponder the impossible logistics of deporting millions of people make me want to shake them until the marbles come tumbling out of their ears. There is one simple solution, and one that wouldn’t even require the building of a wall. We’d simply make it a felony for anyone to hire illegals. If the potential employee was unable to supply a verifiable birth certificate and social security number, he couldn’t get a job. You would soon see a mass exodus. After all, if they were able to make their way north, they sure as heck can make their way south.

It’s a big fat lie that there are all those jobs Americans won’t do. The fact is, Americans will do anything from picking fruit to cleaning cesspools, but they won’t do them for lousy wages. But, then, nowhere in the Bill of Rights is it written that the people who own farms, hotels, restaurants and construction firms, will be guaranteed an endless supply of cheap labor. And nowhere is it written that providing the illegals with housing, schools, food stamps and health services, is the responsibility of the American taxpayer.

The question isn’t why politicians on the left pander so shamelessly on behalf of these millions of aliens. After all, this is the same corrupt crowd that has made a practice of offering suffrage to convicted felons and even longtime residents of Chicago cemeteries. The real question is why George W. Bush has elected to lead this ill-advised crusade. There are those who thought his reason was political, that he foolishly believed he’d provide the GOP with millions of grateful Hispanic voters. That’s a possible motive. One must remember, after all, that this is the same fellow who thought he’d garner a lot of black votes by putting Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice in his cabinet.

Then there are those who believed that because brother Jeb was married to a woman born in Mexico, thus making his niece and nephews half-Latino, George was just overly sympathetic to the plight of poor Hispanics.

The latest theory I’ve heard espoused was that young George may have had a Mexican nanny to whom he was particularly attached. Although most people might regard that as a frivolous reason for endangering our national sovereignty, not to mention scuttling the GOP’s chances of recovering from the 2006 elections, it’s certainly within the realm of possibility. If Charles Foster Kane’s implausible life could be traced all the way back to a sled named Rosebud in the movie classic, “Citizen Kane,” I’m willing to accept that in pushing so aggressively for this lousy piece of legislation, the president was merely trying to atone for some youthful shenanigan that provoked his beloved Maria, Consuela or Esperanza.

So, instead of dismissing the bill as amnesty in sheep’s clothing, perhaps we should merely think of it as the nanny bill. After all, there’s no getting around the fact that those childhood experiences often have a very profound effect on us. For instance, do any of you have the slightest doubt that Ted Kennedy was a bottle baby?


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1 posted on 07/01/2007 8:30:48 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
If the potential employee was unable to supply a verifiable birth certificate and social security number, he couldn’t get a job. You would soon see a mass exodus.

Except that the only reason these documents are necessary for employment is for tax withholding and for "means-tested" benefits calculations. Repeal the income tax and the benefits programs and the only reason that proof of citizenship is necessary is for voting.

As for immigration, build that fence, seal the border, and establish Ellis Island checkpoints where potential immigrants to the States are given health screenings, assessed for skills and education, and processed into the United States.

Hell, the system worked beautifully during the late 19th century...who says it won't work again?

2 posted on 07/01/2007 8:38:33 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 (Sic Semper Tyrannis * wahoo wa! ... U.Va. Engineering '09)
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To: rabscuttle385

Demand a border fence! Build it NOW!! Beef up the border patrol and close our borders!

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3 posted on 07/01/2007 8:39:08 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Fred Thompson/John Bolton 2008)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
It’s a big fat lie that there are all those jobs Americans won’t do. The fact is, Americans will do anything from picking fruit to cleaning cesspools, but they won’t do them for lousy wages.

If there are jobs that Americans won't do, then why would a newly legal batch of Americans continue to do them? After all, aren't they now allowed to legally do all those jobs that Americands DO want?

4 posted on 07/01/2007 8:41:32 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain And Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; nicmarlo
The latest theory I’ve heard espoused was that young George may have had a Mexican nanny to whom he was particularly attached. Although most people might regard that as a frivolous reason for endangering our national sovereignty, not to mention scuttling the GOP’s chances of recovering from the 2006 elections, it’s certainly within the realm of possibility.

BTTT

5 posted on 07/01/2007 8:43:12 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Borax Queen; 2ndDivisionVet
Ah...the nanny story surfaces yet again.....methinks there's likely something to that.

It’s a big fat lie that there are all those jobs Americans won’t do. The fact is, Americans will do anything from picking fruit to cleaning cesspools, but they won’t do them for lousy wages. But, then, nowhere in the Bill of Rights is it written that the people who own farms, hotels, restaurants and construction firms, will be guaranteed an endless supply of cheap labor. And nowhere is it written that providing the illegals with housing, schools, food stamps and health services, is the responsibility of the American taxpayer.

also worth bumping!

6 posted on 07/01/2007 8:47:10 PM PDT by nicmarlo
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
who are eagerly counting off the days until George Bush can finally devote all his waking hours to clearing the brush down in Crawford.

I have a high suspicion that when "W" is back on the back 40 = that it wont be long, whoever gets in office, before a lot of people will have cause to remember all the things he has done GOOD since in office - and they will will wake up and be surprised what has been going on behind their backs while they were so mesmerized with ONE issue only = BORDERBORDERBORDERBORDER/

There will many who are going to smell coffee they wont wont to drink and wish to he*l "W" was back.

7 posted on 07/01/2007 9:08:01 PM PDT by maine-iac7 ( "...but you can't fool all of the people all the time." LINCOLN)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Harry Reid has vowed that the bill, though severely wounded, will live to rise another day. It reminds you of those scary movies in which the evil creature, apparently dead and buried, suddenly climbs out of its grave. Come to think of it, that also reminds me of Harry Reid.

Actually it reminds me of the entire Democrat Party!!!

8 posted on 07/01/2007 9:09:43 PM PDT by prophetic
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
For instance, do any of you have the slightest doubt that Ted Kennedy was a bottle baby?

Priceless!!! *L*

This is a really good read and right on. Very well said.

9 posted on 07/01/2007 9:13:30 PM PDT by YellowRoseofTx
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To: nicmarlo
I’ve believed the nanny theory for quite some time.

Trust fund children can become incredibly close to their mother substitutes. Just ask Gloria Vanderbilt.

10 posted on 07/01/2007 9:19:07 PM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: maine-iac7

I tend to think of it more along the lines of a cheating husband - a wife may be able to take him back the first time - talk it through, go to counseling, be on the same journey together. But break that trust twice and unless there are some dire straights, that trust and forgiveness is not going to be healed outside of supernatural intervention.

In my opinion, he has strayed too far for most of us to support. When a President is willing to sell the sovereignty of our nation and not hold the Constitution as the highest law of the land, there’s no reconciliation possible.


11 posted on 07/01/2007 9:20:03 PM PDT by opposite kenny
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

This article actually makes sense. Mike Medved’s support of the bill surprised me, too - getting away from the area for awhile could help him.


12 posted on 07/01/2007 9:32:11 PM PDT by Baladas
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Marked for later read.


13 posted on 07/01/2007 9:33:51 PM PDT by The Mayor ( A man's heart plans his way, but the Lord directs his steps.—Proverbs 16:9)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

STOP AMNESTY NOW!! WE CAN DO IT!!

14 posted on 07/01/2007 9:34:47 PM PDT by Cacique (quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
The fact is, Americans will do anything from picking fruit to cleaning cesspools, but they won’t do them for lousy wages. But, then, nowhere in the Bill of Rights is it written that the people who own farms, hotels, restaurants and construction firms, will be guaranteed an endless supply of cheap labor. And nowhere is it written that providing the illegals with housing, schools, food stamps and health services, is the responsibility of the American taxpayer.

BINGO

15 posted on 07/01/2007 9:44:14 PM PDT by GOPJ (The aggressor is always peace-loving;he would prefer to take over...unopposed.-Karl von Clauswitz)
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To: Cacique

I used to travel extensively nationwide—it was my job.

Non-scientific estimate of the non-english speaking hispanics in the US—30 million.

Subtract some amount (unknown) from the above for legitimate reasons (ie married US citizen etc) and I would surmise our problem is in the range of 25-28 million.

My estimate is as scientific as any other agency or bogus figure anyone else can claim as valid.


16 posted on 07/01/2007 9:52:09 PM PDT by petertare (--)
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To: maine-iac7

Amnesty may be the biggest threat facing our country. Giving citizenship to millions of illegals that do not share the same values as the legal citizens of our country is a huge issue that this country may not recover from.

Our country could recover from socialized medicine or tax hikes. It cannot handle the influx of illegal immigrants as citizens.


17 posted on 07/01/2007 9:52:54 PM PDT by luckystarmom
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To: GOPJ

The fact is, Americans will do anything from picking fruit to cleaning cesspools, but they won’t do them for lousy wages. But, then, nowhere in the Bill of Rights is it written that the people who own farms, hotels, restaurants and construction firms, will be guaranteed an endless supply of cheap labor. And nowhere is it written that providing the illegals with housing, schools, food stamps and health services, is the responsibility of the American taxpayer.
BINGO
I have a big family and I have repaired more septic tanks than I care to remember. I do not remember me having to hire an illegal to do the job. EVER.


18 posted on 07/01/2007 9:54:59 PM PDT by mirkwood ("May noise never excite us to battle, or confusions reduce us to defeat.")
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To: maine-iac7

You’re not supposed to drink the bong water. Bush has been a diaster. I stopped making excuses for him, you can too. I was once called a Bush-bot, now I consider him my enemy.


19 posted on 07/01/2007 9:57:42 PM PDT by packrat35 (Bush whither be thy brain)
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To: petertare

At minimum. I would guesstimate 30-40 million illgals in the U.S., with 50 being possible.


20 posted on 07/01/2007 10:03:17 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Fred Thompson/John Bolton 2008)
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