Carbon Footprint Pledge

[FractalMan]

Today I thought of the following pledge as my commitment to helping the environment:

"I pledge to have a smaller actual carbon footprint than Al Gore."

Maybe it is too subtle for the global warming alarmists to understand though.

[Wheee The People]

I promise mine will be smaller than John Travolta’s.

[Popman]

I promise mine will be smaller than Barbara Streisand

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

I pledge to have a smaller carbon footprint than China

There, I think I can live on that :)

[Mr_Moonlight]

I promise not to drive my SUV today

[mnehring]

I promise to do what I can to increase my carbon footprint and offset the carbon credit fraud.

Carbon Credit Killers

[Popman]

I promise not to drive my SUV today

Make sure you put the keys away in a safe place, you never know when your SUV will escape and go on a rampage

I'm sure you never want to read the headlines in your local paper "SUV kills local man"

[george76]

Al Gore’s mansion uses more than twice the electricity in one month than the average household does in an entire year..

[JoanneSD]

I promise to dry my clothes using my solar drier, as I have always... I think I deserve some carbon credits, actually..

[Wheee The People]

I pledge to have a smaller carbon footprint than China.

Including Taiwan? Or is you claim just to the mainland? And what about Hong Kong? Hmmmm?

[fanfan]

I’m still waiting for Algore to send me $25,000 to refrain from air conditioning my house.

Waiting, waiting.....

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

:)

[Gideon Reader]

Everything I have(original equipment)is larger than John Revolting.
Cleaner than Al Gsre
Nicer smelling than George Cloony’s
Less expensive than Barbra What’s er name with the sagging boobs.
And,... made 100% here in the USA, never having used ILLEGAL drugs or hired ILLEGAL ALIENS.

[Daffynition]

I promise to keep my carbon footprint limited only to my pencil doodlings. Honest.

[speekinout]

I haven’t pruned my trees or pulled weeds this year. My, I’m virtuous. :-)

[oyez]

From what I can tell Algore has at lest one more resident.

[TLI]

I pledge to stop drinking milk at night after chugging a few beers, thus greatly reducing my carbon "emmisions."

Well, uhhh, I will cut back.

[oyez]

resident = residence

[DTogo]

Being personally (and proudly) responsible for 67.2MW of new wind energy under construction in SW Pennsylvania, my C-footprint is smaller than all of Hollywood and Algore combined!

:)

[WorkingClassFilth]

I pledge to burn precious, irreplaceable fossil fuels every day of the year in my oil burning 4 wheel drive truck. In addition, to celebrate the warm days of summer and to facilitate the trend toward global warming and more temperate winters, I pledge to burn charcoal in my grill and barbeque red meat with a high frequency. Further, I pledge to shoot holes in old refrigerators and rats at the county dump to release freon into the atomosphere and to kill off species I consider pests.