Bill (Clinton) and Belinda’s excellent adventure (Another Girlfriend Alert)

The First Post ^ | May 20, 2007 | Eric Reguly

[Zakeet]

As potential girlfriends go, Belinda Stronach would rank as a true catch. She is single, youngish (she just turned 40), attractive, wealthy, impeccably well-connected and politically ambitious - glamorous in every respect. Two years ago, Time magazine listed her as one of the 100 most powerful people on the planet. The tabloids cut to the chase: they called her the "blonde bombshell" or "Bubba's blonde."

Bubba, of course, is Bill Clinton. He has been photographed with Stronach (right) several times. The sightings seem to be getting more frequent, leading to press speculation that their relationship has moved beyond official "friendship" - the description used by Stronach's PR people - to true romance. Poor Hillary Clinton. In the run-up to her presidential campaign, the last thing the New York senator needs is lurid stories about her skirt-chasing husband.

Two years ago, the woman Canadians refer to as "Belinda" quit both her job as CEO of the C$10 billion Magna International auto parts empire (created by her father, Frank Stronach) and her then husband - Norwegian speed-skating champion Johann Koss - for politics.

[Zakeet]

BUBBA'S NEW CANADIAN SQUEEZE

An acquaintance of Belinda's says: "Bill was always more interested in her money than her breasts." Still, you can't help but wonder if his ultimate fantasy revolved around Hillary in the White House and Belinda running Canada: Which G8 leader should I visit this weekend?

Will the aides be able to control the bimbo eruptions during the next election? Will Bubba swap the smartest woman who ever lived for a much younger, better dressed and well healed trophy? Will Belinda burst Bubba's bypass? Will Bubba take the cash or the power? How many more lampshades and ashtrays can Bubba's thick head stand?

Stay tuned for all this and more in yet another slimy soap opera brought to you by the Dope from Hope. Same Rat time. Same Rat station.

[SandRat]

There is an appearance similarity between Belinda and Hillary.

[TomGuy]

Poor Hillary Clinton. In the run-up to her presidential campaign, the last thing the New York senator needs is lurid stories about her skirt-chasing husband.

Are they kidding? That is her ace in the hole. If her campaign gets in real deep touble, she can play the Victim card and tell how she stood by her man. That should shore up the Oprah and Phil votes in her favor.

[peggybac]

As a woman, I can’t imagine touching that disgusting man. I just don’t get it. What’s the male definition of a skank?

[Uncle Hal]

Bill will have to stop dating if Hillary gets the nomination.

[varina davis]

Her profile looks like an older Paris Hilton.

[cubreporter]

There is??????????????????? I must be blind then cause I sure can’t see it.

[Joe Boucher]

A rattlesnake would be better to have sex with then Mrs. Clinton.
Probably a lot more receptive and warm too.

[operation clinton cleanup]

Bill better watch his step... wouldn't want a jealous hockey player stalking him!

[Brad’s Gramma]

There is an appearance similarity between Belinda and Hillary.

That's the first thing I thought, too, when I saw the pics...!! Ya mean, deep down inside, Bill loves Hill???

[Salvation]

Keep going, Bill. You will prevent Hillary from being elected.

In other words, we don’t want this happening in the WhiteHouse again! Notice I said “again!”

[Bigg Red]

What in heaven’s name does any woman see in that disgusting sack of...well,..billclinton. As a woman, I can say that the only thing physically attractive about him is his hair. Even if he was good-looking, I cannot imagine anyone being taken in by his phoniness. The thought of being even in the same room with that pig make me shudder.

[Ditter]

I was thinking she looked more that that Canadian singer who is so stuck on herself (having a senior moment here can’t remember her name(.

[Tenniel2]

Skunk?

[WVNan]

I think you have finally put your finger on what it is about Bubba that makes me cringe with embarrassment for him. He is the male version of Anna Nicole Smith.

[SirJohnBarleycorn]

Poor Hillary Clinton. In the run-up to her presidential campaign, the last thing the New York senator needs is lurid stories about her skirt-chasing husband.

Not true. In fact, these stories are probably being pushed by Hillary boosters.

For liberals, there is not a more exalted status than being a victim. They would like desperately to have Hillary claim victim status, particularly in her role as woman and wife. She as a woman is going to have to somehow be seen as a comparable level of victim to Obama as a black man. Her hope is that married women can relate to the fear of a cheating husband and have sympathy for her and will support her for emotional reasons.

Bill's cheatin' ways never brought down her standing in public opinion, in fact they only bolstered it.

What has from time to time negatively affected her public standing was her own doings, the corrupt $100,000 commodities trades, the Castle Grande shenanigans, her radical leftwing youth, her attempt as unelected First Lady to nationalize the health care industry, and her imperial personality ("do not make eye contact with her in the halls"), among other things.

[llevrok]

LMAO (from the article)

Clinton didn't count: who among the often-dowdy women in his life has not been romantically linked to the man whose carnal appetites are surpassed only by his love for a good jelly doughnut?

Anyway, when the arch-conservative American commentator Ann Coulter revealed that Monica Lewinsky had compared Clinton's member to a "thumb", Bill's sexual mystery collapsed.

[SandRat]

That’s so that he can say when he’s seeing an image of Hillary

[Publius]

The male equivalent of a skank is a rake, which is short for rakehell. (We’re talking 17th Century English, folks.)

[the invisib1e hand]

holy smokes. she looks like hillary on a good day 15 years (and two terms as first lady) ago.