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Posted on 04/26/2007 8:54:03 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear
Language changes. This cannot be denied. Due to one person's brave words we have a new change to our lexicon. Sheryl Crow, the 'one square wonder' has single handedly wiped the way clear the future of our communication.
For instance; when things are getting shakey at work you should state that if everyone doesn't work together the "Crow's really gonna hit the fan." When someone startles you, tell them you nearly "Crowed your pants." Suppose you are playing poker. Your friend fails to disguise his glee at the hand you dealt to him. While holding your chips closer than your cards you might remark on his "Crow-eating grin."
See how easily this change has slid into the lexicon? The new way of expressing your meaning passes naturaly into everyday life.
I encourage everyone to share their "Crowtoloty."
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KEYWORDS: anus; crap; crow; feces; hollywood; language; lexicon; scatology; smelly; stink; stinkfinger; vanity
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To: Grizzled Bear
Better watch out or you might get nifonged!!
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posted on
04/26/2007 8:55:03 PM PDT
by
pillut48
(CJ in TX --Bible Thumper and Proud! RUN, FRED, RUN!!!)
To: Grizzled Bear
Or when you wake up in the morning after a long night of drinking and carousing... You look in the mirror and say, “Darned... I look Crow-faced today.”
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posted on
04/26/2007 8:56:25 PM PDT
by
coconutt2000
(NO MORE PEACE FOR OIL!!! DOWN WITH TYRANTS, TERRORISTS, AND TIMIDCRATS!!!! (3-T's For World Peace))
To: pillut48
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posted on
04/26/2007 8:57:34 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Grizzled Bear
A new twist on an old cliche:
Eating Crow.
I guess that it can be adapted to “Eat Crow and die.”
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posted on
04/26/2007 8:57:51 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: coconutt2000
Well; it wouldn’t be the first time.
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posted on
04/26/2007 8:58:04 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Army Air Corps
I guess that it can be adapted to “Eat Crow and die.”
In her dreams!
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posted on
04/26/2007 8:58:57 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Grizzled Bear
I quote Larry the Cable Guy: That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are.
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posted on
04/26/2007 8:59:55 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Army Air Corps
That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are.
That’s my first “That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are.”
It’s even better than a “YOMANKB!”
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posted on
04/26/2007 9:01:53 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Grizzled Bear
um, how about: “Bite THIS, Sheryl Crow!” as one finishes up the paperwork...
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posted on
04/26/2007 9:04:08 PM PDT
by
redhead
(Iron-reverse SOUL STEALER!!)
To: Grizzled Bear
the "Crow's really gonna hit the fan." As the Crow flies.
To: redhead
um, how about: “Bite THIS, Sheryl Crow!” as one finishes up the paperwork...
I don’t think you quite get it...unless you are only using one square.
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posted on
04/26/2007 9:06:20 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Grizzled Bear
Same Crow, different day.
To: Army Air Corps
How about the “daily double”...
Eat Crow on a shingle and die!
To: Grizzled Bear
I guess she had to beat Crowe with a rather blunt object to steal his ‘E’.
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posted on
04/26/2007 9:11:19 PM PDT
by
kinoxi
To: nhoward14
Oooooh boy, that’s a “goodern” right there.
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posted on
04/26/2007 9:11:45 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Grizzled Bear
Full of Crow?
Does a bear Crow in the woods?
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posted on
04/26/2007 9:12:38 PM PDT
by
Not now, Not ever!
(The devil made me do it!,.......................................................( well, not really.)
To: Grizzled Bear
No Crow!!! :-O
Details, man, details!!
Holy Crow, this could be hugh. And series!!
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posted on
04/26/2007 9:13:33 PM PDT
by
pillut48
(CJ in TX --Bible Thumper and Proud! RUN, FRED, RUN!!!)
To: Grizzled Bear
Arrgggh. I’ve got more Crow than sheet.
To: Not now, Not ever!
Does a bear Crow in the woods?
Hey! There’s no need to get personal!
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posted on
04/26/2007 9:18:04 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
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