Posted on 04/24/2007 11:21:19 AM PDT by JZelle
Karl Rove can stare down special prosecutors, intimidate rivals and dispatch Democratic presidential nominees to deep oblivion, but he's no match for the frugal wiper. Getting downwind of Sheryl Crow could be everybody's nightmare.
Miss Crow is a pop singer of some repute, as such reputations go, but like a lot of dance-hall glitteries she wants to do bigger things than sing songs about old boyfriends who dumped her. She's busy at the moment trying to cool down the globe, having just completed a transcontinental bus tour with her gal pal, a Los Angeles housewife named Laurie David, promising bemused college kids there's soon going to be a hot time in the old town, if not tonight then just as soon as the April ice and snow melt.
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I wanna see Sheryl Crow try to clean peanut butter out of a shag carpet with one piece of toilet paper.
Turn out the lights. The potty’s over.
Does anybody know if Sheryl Crow is buying those carbon credits? If so then she can claim she is doing her part.
I have a bad feeling about Sheryl Crow and emissions control and toilet paper. I really don’t want to know about anybody’s bathroom functioning.
What’s the big deal, I only use a half a sheet.
Next time she confronts anyone they should just tell her to bugger off and wipe her butt with her sleeve.
Shouldn't that be a "poop singer of ill repute"?
LOL impressive!
Do you have any friends?
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