1 posted on
04/24/2007 11:21:22 AM PDT by
JZelle
To: JZelle
I wanna see Sheryl Crow try to clean peanut butter out of a shag carpet with one piece of toilet paper.
2 posted on
04/24/2007 11:27:15 AM PDT by
NRA1995
(Hillary sings like Granny Clampett auditioning for "American Idol")
To: JZelle
Turn out the lights. The potty’s over.
3 posted on
04/24/2007 11:32:57 AM PDT by
bikerMD
(Beware, the light at the end of the tunnel may be a muzzle flash.)
To: JZelle
What’s the big deal, I only use a half a sheet.
To: JZelle
Next time she confronts anyone they should just tell her to bugger off and wipe her butt with her sleeve.
6 posted on
04/24/2007 11:47:29 AM PDT by
lovecraft
(Specialization is for insects.)
To: JZelle
Miss Crow is a full-service visionary. Another of her inspirations for emissions control is "in the earliest stages of development." (Deep thinkers never rest.)
To: JZelle
Miss Crow is a pop singer of some repute Shouldn't that be a "poop singer of ill repute"?
To: JZelle
Getting downwind of Sheryl "Square" Crow
9 posted on
04/24/2007 12:28:26 PM PDT by
sionnsar
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