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Wok This Way
IBD Editorials ^ | 30 Mar 2007 | Staff

Posted on 03/30/2007 5:32:35 AM PDT by Kitten Festival

Regulation: The food police are back, with the misnamed Center for Science in the Public Interest saying this time that Chinese food is bad for us. Put that egg roll down and back away slowly.

If you're a prisoner on death row, don't order any Chinese food, at least according to the CSPI food cops. The sodium alone will kill you. A plate of General Tso's chicken, the group says, has 40% more sodium and more than half the calories the average adult needs daily.

Those who remember Seinfeld's 'Soup Nazi' shouting 'No soup for you!' whenever a customer dared to stray from his ordering and menu-selection protocol must have had a sense of deja vu when CSPI issued this latest warning of culinary doom.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: chinesefood; healthpolice; regulators; soupnazi
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1 posted on 03/30/2007 5:32:35 AM PDT by Kitten Festival
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To: Kitten Festival

Chinese food is high in salt, fat and calories. What about all of those "poor starving children in China" my mother used to nag me about cleaning my plate?


2 posted on 03/30/2007 5:35:00 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Hajjis HATE the waterboard! It can turn a clam into a canary so fast Harry Potter would be jealous.)
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To: CholeraJoe
What about all of those "poor starving children in China" my mother used to nag me about cleaning my plate?

ROFL!!! That was also my first thought.

3 posted on 03/30/2007 5:36:52 AM PDT by Gabz (I like mine with lettuce and tomato, heinz57 and french-fried potatoes)
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To: Kitten Festival

Woks are great.... for changing your oil.


4 posted on 03/30/2007 5:39:00 AM PDT by Hatteras (I'm a sweetheart, genius, a reckless jerk. Lord have mercy, I'm a piece of work...)
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To: Kitten Festival

The same group that complained about the laws coming in to the bedroom, are now coming into the kitchen.


5 posted on 03/30/2007 5:40:04 AM PDT by Frankss
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To: Kitten Festival
There's quite a few old Chinese around.

How many old vegetarians do you know?

6 posted on 03/30/2007 5:41:47 AM PDT by DB
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To: CholeraJoe

LOL. The food the typical Chinese person in China eats bears little resemblance to the cornstarchy gloppy stuff served by most Chinese carryouts.


7 posted on 03/30/2007 5:42:07 AM PDT by dmz
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To: Kitten Festival

Oh, Nanny State, hold my hand tightly!


8 posted on 03/30/2007 5:47:03 AM PDT by incredulous joe ("Damn it! I am NOT being confrontational!!!" - Incredulous Joe)
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To: DB
Does Linda McCartney count?
9 posted on 03/30/2007 5:50:31 AM PDT by sticker
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To: Kitten Festival
Rats! I was planning on going to my favorite Chinese buffet tonight. I guess I can't go now.

NOT!

I'm going, and I'm going to listen to John Pinette on the way there...

You go nowwww!!!! You been here 4 hour! Why you no order vegetable? You scare my wife!

Mark

10 posted on 03/30/2007 5:50:58 AM PDT by MarkL (Environmental heretics should be burned at the stake, in a "Carbon Neutral" way...)
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To: MarkL

After you eat, are you going to rent "Free Wirrrrrrry?"


11 posted on 03/30/2007 5:57:14 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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To: DB

You make a GOOD point!


12 posted on 03/30/2007 6:00:47 AM PDT by Kitten Festival
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To: Kitten Festival

If it woks like a duck, it's prolly from Peking.


13 posted on 03/30/2007 6:02:43 AM PDT by azhenfud (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: Kitten Festival

I eat Chinese maybe once a month, I doubt any permanent harm will come from it.


14 posted on 03/30/2007 6:04:02 AM PDT by sgtbono2002 (I will forgive Jane Fonda, when the Jews forgive Hitler.)
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To: CholeraJoe

Chinese meals aren't the same as you get in America - I guarantee.

Americanized Chinese food is to authentic Chinese as Taco Bell is to Mexican fare.


15 posted on 03/30/2007 6:05:15 AM PDT by azhenfud (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree
After you eat, are you going to rent "Free Wirrrrrrry?"

After going to a water park!

:-)

Mark

16 posted on 03/30/2007 6:05:48 AM PDT by MarkL (Environmental heretics should be burned at the stake, in a "Carbon Neutral" way...)
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To: dmz

The food the typical Chinese person in China eats bears little resemblance to the cornstarchy gloppy stuff served by most Chinese carryouts.

That's the truth. My Chinese wife cooks everything in a wok. It's amazing how versatile that thing is - you can fry an egg, cook soup, cook a whole chicken etc. and all very fast. The thing that surprised me the most - she stir fries lettuce. Never had it before, thought I would hate it but was pleasantly surprised.


17 posted on 03/30/2007 6:10:12 AM PDT by Paisan
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To: dmz
The food the typical Chinese person in China eats bears little resemblance to the cornstarchy gloppy stuff served by most Chinese carryouts.

Bingo.

Having been in China, the New Territories at least, I can tell you that they would spit out what passes for Chinese food in most places here in the USA.

18 posted on 03/30/2007 6:16:48 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Kitten Festival
General Tso's chicken

I don't know ... maybe it's bad for you and maybe it's not. But, I think we can all agree that it's bad for the chicken.

19 posted on 03/30/2007 6:30:46 AM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: azhenfud
Americanized Chinese food is to authentic Chinese as Taco Bell is to Mexican fare.

If it isn't a hole in the wall on Spadina Avenue with dead birds hanging in the window, it ain't Chinese.

20 posted on 03/30/2007 6:33:12 AM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Is human activity causing the warming trend on Mars?)
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