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Saddam Hussein Discovers The Law of Gravity
12-30-2006
| Islam
Posted on 12/30/2006 2:10:25 PM PST by Brian_Baldwin
Al-Jazeera is reporting that Saddam Hussein, a former President of Iraq, has discovered “The Law of Gravity” according to The Grand Muff-Tea cleric of the Al Akbar Mosque.
“Saddam Hussein is a great scientist. Yesterday, he made a great discovery, and has proven what we Muslims now call The Law of Gravity”, said the Grand Muff-Tea.
According to the leader of the Al Akbar Mosque, “. . . all great achievements come from Islam, as we see in this great discovery from Islamic scientist Saddam Hussein . . . the West cannot defeat our genius . . .”
Others in the Arab and Moslem world are praising this great discovery, called “gravity”. Just as Islam discovered the numeric zero, the entire Arab world has now discovered this new science called “gravity” and, thanks to scientist Saddam Hussein who through his voluntary sacrifice for Islam has now proven, “what comes up, must come down”.
Others in the Arab world are also claiming that the world is not flat.
“You see”, said the Grand Muff-Tea, “ . . . Saddam went down when the board was removed from beneath his (Allah is Great) feet . . . he has proven this majestic Islamic truth and discovery . . .”
More to follow from Al-Jazeera, as thousands of Moslems dance in the street in joy of this new Islamic discovery called “The Law of Gravity”.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: down; gravity; saddam; up
To: Brian_Baldwin
LOL...good one.
Can we add this to the list of Islamic "inventions/discoveries"?
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posted on
12/30/2006 2:15:45 PM PST
by
indcons
(The Koran - the world's first WMD.)
To: Brian_Baldwin
BAGHDAG BOB REPORTING LIVE FROM THE AIRPORT: "The news that our beloved leader Saddam has been hanged are greatly exaggerated!!! Saddam is alive, in control, in the capital, and still leading the valiant fight against the Americans. I swear it."
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posted on
12/30/2006 2:16:58 PM PST
by
RetiredArmy
(I don't march to other people's opinion of me or my beliefs. I march to my beliefs and heart.)
To: Brian_Baldwin
Saddam discovers necktie - - news at 11
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posted on
12/30/2006 2:19:21 PM PST
by
Loud Mime
(Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire)
To: Brian_Baldwin
I disagree. This is just a theory, and needs Islamist experimentation. Hopefully, more Islamofascists will get involved in testing this theory of "gravity" just as Saddam has done....
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posted on
12/30/2006 2:37:46 PM PST
by
C210N
(Bush SPIED, Terrorists DIED!)
To: Brian_Baldwin
Where's "the tourist guy" to take pictures, till we know it workds without a doubt!?
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posted on
12/30/2006 2:46:55 PM PST
by
Issaquahking
(Trust can't be bought)
To: Brian_Baldwin
Price of my computer = $1,200
Price of external hardware = $400
This post = PRICELESS !
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posted on
12/30/2006 2:52:07 PM PST
by
mosquewatch.com
(The trouble starts with an "I" and ends with a "slam".)
Comment #8 Removed by Moderator
To: C210N
I disagree. This is just a theory, and needs Islamist experimentation.Hear hear. The imams should refer to it as "so-called, Western gravity".
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posted on
12/30/2006 4:16:38 PM PST
by
jiggyboy
(Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: Baynative
I'm not completely sure they came up with 0....
Evidence is out there that it was used in India about 5 centuries earlier.
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posted on
12/30/2006 4:20:08 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(All I want for Christmas is a new tag line.)
To: Brian_Baldwin
Those Muftis are just crackin' it up, aren't they!
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posted on
12/30/2006 4:20:10 PM PST
by
Silly
(http://tinyurl.com/wgn5o)
To: Brian_Baldwin
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posted on
12/30/2006 4:21:36 PM PST
by
null and void
(Propaganda doesn't have to make sense. Hell, it often works better if it doesn't.)
To: Brian_Baldwin
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posted on
12/30/2006 4:24:56 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Brian_Baldwin
In related news, Former Senator and Democratic presidential candidate Al Gore claims that, in fact, it was he who invented gravity. Mr. Gore was quoted as saying, "Like Saddam, we're all going down!"
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posted on
12/30/2006 4:30:46 PM PST
by
EternalVigilance
(Circumstances are the fire by which the mettle of men is tried.)
To: Brian_Baldwin
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posted on
12/30/2006 4:54:50 PM PST
by
Matchett-PI
(To have no voice in the Party that always sides with America's enemies is a badge of honor.)
To: C210N
Can we add some Democrats to this experiment?
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posted on
12/30/2006 7:48:55 PM PST
by
GulfWar1Vet
(Ding Dong, Saddam is dead!!)
Comment #17 Removed by Moderator
Saddam's effigy discovered it once before...
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posted on
12/30/2006 10:22:05 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
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