Hit man hired by husband warns pregnant wife instead

AP Via Star-Telegram ^ | 11-28-06 | AP Wire

[Quilla]

If the police never met with or interviewed the hit man, there is a possibility the wife fabricated the whole tale.

[Joe 6-pack]

"If the police never met with or interviewed the hit man, there is a possibility the wife fabricated the whole tale."

Unless they got an admission from the husband....

[Dysart]

Thanks for the mug. I couldn't find elsewhere. Think he might want to jump on a certain airline and "wanna get away?"

[Larry Lucido]

http://www.nanobit.net/~tjmarshal/pulp/Jules/ezekiel2.wav

[Quilla]

Excellent point. No wonder you're FR's Most Eligible Bachelor. ;-)

[dc-zoo]

Yeah I believe that would certainly do it.

[Spktyr]

I'd previously noticed that, see my reply a few posts up.

I'd thought she had better taste than to read that trash. I used to know a girl that wrote some of those horrible things. And yes, she knew they were awful, but they made her money.

[Mad Dawg]

You are sick and devious. I like that in a Freeper.

[dc-zoo]

That's what happens when one watches too many crime mysteries.

[antiRepublicrat]

Now I have to watch that movie again, the extended version of course.

[Paleo Conservative]

Who says hitmen don't have a conscience?

[HitmanLV]

There you go! ;-)

[Dysart]

The man who entered the couple's home was not charged with a crime, police said.

Couldn't the would-be hit man be brought up on conspiracy charges theoretically? He obviously did the right thing, but won't Nancy Grace be furious?

[oust the louse]

Holy Cow is that funny. The testimonials are hillarious. Plus there is a link to "join the team"....

[higgmeister]

Perhaps it was Jules Winfield

Now reach in that bag and get my wallet.

It's the one that's engraved with BMF.

Take all the money out of it.

Let's just say, I'm buying you your life.

[Paleo Conservative]

HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals.

[PUGACHEV]

"Never hire a hit man with a conscience, I suppose."

Never hire one that's too clever either. Supposing the hit man had already been paid, why should he then undertake the risk of committing murder? Why not inform on his employer, who he can reasonably expect will go to jail and not be a position to bother him about paying for services unperformed.

[savedbygrace]

The sequel stunk up the place, though.

[Dysart]

I'm thinking he would get half the loot prior to doing the deed and the balance afterwards.