[TexGuy]

I'll start the bidding at $1.25 ...

[Billthedrill]

I'll kick in. (Rummaging in pockets) Gotta old quarter and some pocket lint here...

[Luke Skyfreeper]

You might really regret that. It may turn out to be worth a lot less than nothing.

But if they have assets that can easily be liquidated and are worth a lot more than their liabilities, I might go a fiver.

[oneamericanvoice]

"I'll start the bidding at $1.25 ..."

Obviously you don't value money becauseThat's more than it is worth!

[TXBlair]

"I'll start the bidding at $1.25 ..."

Price gouging rears its ugly head....

[decal]

"I'll start the bidding at $1.25..."

They're gonna have to pay me a LOT more than that to take possession.