I'll kick in. (Rummaging in pockets) Gotta old quarter and some pocket lint here...
I raise your quarter and pocket lint with ... some dried mud stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Going once! Going Twice! SOLD to FRper in the 1st row for $1.50 plus pocket lint.
Please remember the bidder 10% premium and 8.00% sales tax
to be added.
Cash only, sir, in this auction. Please pay the lady at the exit table.