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You Call That A Knife?
The Smoking GUN ^ | 11-15-06

Posted on 11/15/2006 4:58:27 PM PST by badpacifist

Florida convenience store heist attempt features dueling machetes...NOVEMBER 15--In a Crocodile Dundee-like moment, a Florida convenience store clerk repelled a machete-wielding robber by pulling out her own machete from behind the store's counter, a faceoff captured by a store surveillance camera. On Tuesday, a man wearing a blue sweatshirt and baggy jeans approached the counter of the Lil' Saints store in Stuart and pulled the weapon from his pants. After he moved away from the counter for a moment, clerk Guillermina Sanchez 46, grabbed her machete from under the cash register. After a 20-second standoff (during which time the man frantically pressed keys on the register in a bid to open it), the robber left the business. Detectives believe the suspect in the November 13 incident was also behind a mid-October robbery at the store which netted him about $500.


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1 posted on 11/15/2006 4:58:28 PM PST by badpacifist
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2 posted on 11/15/2006 4:58:57 PM PST by badpacifist (I want you, I need you. But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you. So don't be sad.)
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She would have been safer with a gun. Gutsy lady, though.


3 posted on 11/15/2006 5:00:06 PM PST by r9etb
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To: badpacifist

Bump for a brave lady with a big knife !


4 posted on 11/15/2006 5:00:43 PM PST by zot (GWB -- the most slandered man of this decade)
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To: badpacifist
That's not a knoif. This is a knoif.
5 posted on 11/15/2006 5:00:55 PM PST by Tim Long (Don't blame me. I voted conservative.)
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To: badpacifist
Is that a machete in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

"It's a machete, bit---- OoOOOOOOOooooooWWWWWWWW!"

TS
Excuse me while I whip this out.

6 posted on 11/15/2006 5:07:27 PM PST by Tanniker Smith (I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
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To: badpacifist

Oh, I WISH we could see the look on his face when he saw that! LOL!


7 posted on 11/15/2006 5:12:26 PM PST by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) Gun owners have illustrated rights are individual and can be protected by individuals.)
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To: DaveLoneRanger

Dude. We have an honorable mention here. :o)


8 posted on 11/15/2006 5:13:19 PM PST by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) Gun owners have illustrated rights are individual and can be protected by individuals.)
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Detectives believe the suspect in the November 13 incident was also behind a mid-October robbery at the store which netted him about $500.

WTF is wrong with these people? Who in their right mind would risk a felony conviction, and possibly being hacked to death by a storekeeper with a machete, for a lousy $500? They have to know none of these stores keep large amounts of cash readily available.

9 posted on 11/15/2006 5:18:23 PM PST by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: badpacifist

Never bring a knife to a......machete fight.


10 posted on 11/15/2006 5:22:41 PM PST by twoputt
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To: lesser_satan

Crooks tend to be fairly dumb, being unable to even think three or four logical steps ahead.


11 posted on 11/15/2006 5:26:53 PM PST by HitmanLV ("Get up, come on get down with the sickness.")
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To: badpacifist

Excellent bump. Think about it: this attitude is what made America strong through its history.


12 posted on 11/15/2006 5:30:20 PM PST by Ruth A. (we might as well fight in the first ditch as the last)
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To: r9etb

I agree. Glad she had the machete, but a gun woulda made more sense.


13 posted on 11/15/2006 5:41:16 PM PST by JockoManning (FORGET IT RUDY)
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To: badpacifist

Ain't that just like a dumb robber... brings a knife to a machette fight!

14 posted on 11/15/2006 5:47:35 PM PST by meandog (These are the times that try men's souls!)
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To: lesser_satan

Could he have been a drug addict???


15 posted on 11/15/2006 5:49:41 PM PST by Farmer Dean (Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
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To: HitmanLV

Not only are criminals dumb... they are cowards too.


16 posted on 11/15/2006 5:54:35 PM PST by Seruzawa (Marx's Das Kapital never could compete with the Sears catalog.)
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[ You Call That A Knife?(moment) ]

LoL..............

17 posted on 11/15/2006 5:54:53 PM PST by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole)
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To: r9etb

Maybe, maybe not. In close quarters, a long blade may be deadlier than a handgun, depending on the relative skill of those weilding the weapons.

Still, I liked better the report from gun-controlled England of an old woman actually delivering the Crocodile Dundee line when she confronted a knife-weilding intruder in her home with a kitchen knife about twice as long as the thug's blade.


18 posted on 11/15/2006 5:58:52 PM PST by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know. . .)
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To: r9etb

God bless her. Those hispanics sure love their machetes.


19 posted on 11/15/2006 6:00:19 PM PST by OldCorps
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To: badpacifist

The idiot is lucky she didn't chop his hand off. Maybe she didn't want to ruin her cash register.


20 posted on 11/15/2006 6:03:30 PM PST by zeebee
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