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You Call That A Knife?
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| 11-15-06
Posted on 11/15/2006 4:58:27 PM PST by badpacifist
Florida convenience store heist attempt features dueling machetes...NOVEMBER 15--In a Crocodile Dundee-like moment, a Florida convenience store clerk repelled a machete-wielding robber by pulling out her own machete from behind the store's counter, a faceoff captured by a store surveillance camera. On Tuesday, a man wearing a blue sweatshirt and baggy jeans approached the counter of the Lil' Saints store in Stuart and pulled the weapon from his pants. After he moved away from the counter for a moment, clerk Guillermina Sanchez 46, grabbed her machete from under the cash register. After a 20-second standoff (during which time the man frantically pressed keys on the register in a bid to open it), the robber left the business. Detectives believe the suspect in the November 13 incident was also behind a mid-October robbery at the store which netted him about $500.
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: crocodiledundee; knife; machete
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To: badpacifist
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posted on
11/15/2006 4:58:57 PM PST
by
badpacifist
(I want you, I need you. But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you. So don't be sad.)
To: badpacifist
She would have been safer with a gun. Gutsy lady, though.
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posted on
11/15/2006 5:00:06 PM PST
by
r9etb
To: badpacifist
Bump for a brave lady with a big knife !
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posted on
11/15/2006 5:00:43 PM PST
by
zot
(GWB -- the most slandered man of this decade)
To: badpacifist
That's not a knoif. This is a knoif.
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posted on
11/15/2006 5:00:55 PM PST
by
Tim Long
(Don't blame me. I voted conservative.)
To: badpacifist
Is that a machete in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
"It's a machete, bit---- OoOOOOOOOooooooWWWWWWWW!"
TS
Excuse me while I whip this out.
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posted on
11/15/2006 5:07:27 PM PST
by
Tanniker Smith
(I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
To: badpacifist
Oh, I WISH we could see the look on his face when he saw that! LOL!
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posted on
11/15/2006 5:12:26 PM PST
by
Ladysmith
((NRA, SAS) Gun owners have illustrated rights are individual and can be protected by individuals.)
To: DaveLoneRanger
Dude. We have an honorable mention here. :o)
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posted on
11/15/2006 5:13:19 PM PST
by
Ladysmith
((NRA, SAS) Gun owners have illustrated rights are individual and can be protected by individuals.)
To: badpacifist
Detectives believe the suspect in the November 13 incident was also behind a mid-October robbery at the store which netted him about $500.WTF is wrong with these people? Who in their right mind would risk a felony conviction, and possibly being hacked to death by a storekeeper with a machete, for a lousy $500? They have to know none of these stores keep large amounts of cash readily available.
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posted on
11/15/2006 5:18:23 PM PST
by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
To: badpacifist
Never bring a knife to a......machete fight.
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posted on
11/15/2006 5:22:41 PM PST
by
twoputt
To: lesser_satan
Crooks tend to be fairly dumb, being unable to even think three or four logical steps ahead.
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posted on
11/15/2006 5:26:53 PM PST
by
HitmanLV
("Get up, come on get down with the sickness.")
To: badpacifist
Excellent bump. Think about it: this attitude is what made America strong through its history.
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posted on
11/15/2006 5:30:20 PM PST
by
Ruth A.
(we might as well fight in the first ditch as the last)
To: r9etb
I agree. Glad she had the machete, but a gun woulda made more sense.
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posted on
11/15/2006 5:41:16 PM PST
by
JockoManning
(FORGET IT RUDY)
To: badpacifist
Ain't that just like a dumb robber... brings a knife to a machette fight!
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posted on
11/15/2006 5:47:35 PM PST
by
meandog
(These are the times that try men's souls!)
To: lesser_satan
Could he have been a drug addict???
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posted on
11/15/2006 5:49:41 PM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
To: HitmanLV
Not only are criminals dumb... they are cowards too.
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posted on
11/15/2006 5:54:35 PM PST
by
Seruzawa
(Marx's Das Kapital never could compete with the Sears catalog.)
To: badpacifist
[ You Call That A Knife?(moment) ]
LoL..............
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posted on
11/15/2006 5:54:53 PM PST
by
hosepipe
(CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole)
To: r9etb
Maybe, maybe not. In close quarters, a long blade may be deadlier than a handgun, depending on the relative skill of those weilding the weapons.
Still, I liked better the report from gun-controlled England of an old woman actually delivering the Crocodile Dundee line when she confronted a knife-weilding intruder in her home with a kitchen knife about twice as long as the thug's blade.
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posted on
11/15/2006 5:58:52 PM PST
by
The_Reader_David
(And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know. . .)
To: r9etb
God bless her. Those hispanics sure love their machetes.
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posted on
11/15/2006 6:00:19 PM PST
by
OldCorps
To: badpacifist
The idiot is lucky she didn't chop his hand off. Maybe she didn't want to ruin her cash register.
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posted on
11/15/2006 6:03:30 PM PST
by
zeebee
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