I'm feeling much better now.
Posted on 10/25/2006 10:09:01 PM PDT by struggle
I say we make "Karl Rove: One Hundred Facts"
Fact #1. Karl Rove can't catch a cold, but he can get it voted out of office.
Fact #2. Karl Rove is bald because his massive brains uprooted his hair.
Fact #3. Karl Rove was educated in Utah. Mormons have a 4th heaven just for him.
Fact #4. Karl Rove is called the Architect, because he kicks ass in a Classical fashion.
Fact #5. Letterman had a derogatory top ten about Rove, but through sly manouvering and allowing the media to overpoll, 9 of the ten stayed home.
Fact #6. When Alec Baldwin announced he would move to France if Republicans won, Karl Rove created "Get Out the Boat."
Fact #7. Sean Hannity calls Karl Rove a REALLY great American.
Fact #8. Karl Rove is Calvinist. He knows that Republicans are predestined to win, and simply joined the winning team.
Fact #9. Some Democrat strategists have discovered that Karl Rove may know when the Lord returns.
Fact #10. Karl Rove knows the voting preferences of vegetables.
OMG Daily Dosers and Canteen add your own remark about Karl ROVE LOL!
Struggle
Karl Rove is Godzilla of political stragiests
This one is going to be fun!
Karl Rove is a magnificent bastard!
Karl Rove kills babies and drinks their blood. Colmes, mathews, and olbermann told me so.
I'm feeling much better now.
We knew that at FR LOL!
Tell me more okay how about this Karl Rove is real daddy of Bush twins LOL!
OMG Karl Rove is a vampire I didn't know that LOL!
I know he is good stragiest and bastard MAN stuff learn watching MSN media LOL!
It doesn't matter if Rove takes the red pill or the blue pill... because Rove IS the Matrix.
:-)
Karl Rove once used 11% of his brain power. Now dinosaurs are extinct.
Karl Rove is real Matrix then what make Rummy LOL!
THE MACHINE LOL!
I tell you a secret karl Rove is secret love child of Barry Goldwater and Phyllis Shalifry LOL!
"Rove Envy" has afflicted the majority of Democrat women ...and men
Demo women wish they slept with Karl Rove LOL! that reason why Woofie LOL!
DAMN GOOGLING Karl Rove you find this LOL! on Google.com
http://www.ilovekarlrove.com/
Karl Rove will never work for the RATS! (No matter how much they beg)!
Karl Rove doesn't watch the returns on election night. He whips up a time machine and goes straight to the victory celebration.
ROFL that gooddd
Oh better YET cause weather disaster for Demos LOL! well he does had that peskey weather machine LOL!
Karl Rove once stared down a map of Iran and the city of Bam started shaking in fear.
That too funny ROFL OMG he make Karl Rove another Geigus Khan
BTW did you know that Karl Rove was originally was being cast as Star Trek captain in Star Trek TNG he turn it down
NUTS that worst cast calling since Jeffery Hunter turn it down LOL!
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