After some niceties, Maher asked the senator what he got his wife for her birthday. Kerry said that he took his wife to a lovely retreat in Vermont. Probably paid for that trip with his wife's money.
Maher: You could have went to New Hampshire and killed two birds with one stone.
Kerry: Or, I could have gone to 1600 Pennsylvania and killed the real bird with one stone.
Oh, he's a real card, aint he? /sarcasm
1 posted on
10/08/2006 12:25:02 PM PDT by
lowbridge
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To: lowbridge
Kerry: "I could have ... killed the real bird with one stone."
IIRC, he did.... a goose, with a shotgun, maybe.
2 posted on
10/08/2006 12:26:54 PM PDT by
TomGuy
To: lowbridge
"I coulda been uh contenduh"
3 posted on
10/08/2006 12:28:23 PM PDT by
Salamander
(And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent.......)
To: lowbridge
4 posted on
10/08/2006 12:29:27 PM PDT by
dennisw
(Confucius say man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok)
To: lowbridge
This says it all about John "regular Guy" Kerry
6 posted on
10/08/2006 12:31:22 PM PDT by
xmission
To: lowbridge
You can marry money but you can't buy class.
7 posted on
10/08/2006 12:31:24 PM PDT by
pbear8
(Hey Muslims, listen to B-16 he's telling the truth)
To: lowbridge
What the hell is this loon talking about?
8 posted on
10/08/2006 12:32:09 PM PDT by
Vision
("As a man thinks...so is he." Proverbs 23:7)
To: lowbridge
Kerry: Uh, I’ve thought about it a lot. Um, the answer is we bet, I bet that the truth was out there, that I had gotten the truth out there, and it was the wrong bet TRUTH. Tell it to the Cambodians John, those that survived.
9 posted on
10/08/2006 12:32:49 PM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: lowbridge
So Kerry fantasizes about killing President Bush? Not surprising given what we already knew of Kerry.
To: lowbridge
"I will not stand for the Swiftboating of John F'ing Kerry!!"
;-)
Dude, the only thing these two losers have in common is that their, well--losers, trying to relive those glory days.
I'm struggling to control my laughter here!
12 posted on
10/08/2006 12:35:50 PM PDT by
pillut48
(CJ in TX (Bible Thumper and Proud!))
To: lowbridge
Maher: You could have went to New Hampshire and killed two birds with one stone. susie
13 posted on
10/08/2006 12:36:16 PM PDT by
brytlea
(amnesty--an act of clemency by an authority by which pardon is granted esp. to a group of individual)
To: lowbridge
After some niceties, Maher asked the senator what he got his wife for her birthday. Kerry said that he took his wife to a lovely retreat in Vermont. Probably paid for that trip with his wife's money.
Correction: His wife's late husband's money.
What a man this foppish dandy is.
21 posted on
10/08/2006 12:39:26 PM PDT by
Mr. Buzzcut
(metal god ... visit The Ponderosa .... www.vandelay.com ... DEATH BEFORE DHIMMITUDE)
To: lowbridge
"..I thought Americans really wanted to hear more about health care, the environment, the, energy independence, the real war on terror..."
Instead, all Kerry gave them was the claim of a "plan."
26 posted on
10/08/2006 12:41:18 PM PDT by
Solamente
(Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out...)
To: lowbridge
Maher: And, if I may ask just one question about that election. It seems to me when you look back you would say probably that you took the high road. I mean, you could have called Bush out in 2004 and called him a draft dodger. You could have called him a deserter. Certainly, that was a lot more true than what he was saying about you. But, you took the high road, and lost. If you took the low road, do you think you would have won? Kerry: Uh, I’ve thought about it a lot. Um, the answer is we bet, I bet that the truth was out there, that I had gotten the truth out there, and it was the wrong bet. You know, you make that kind of a decision in a campaign. I thought Americans really wanted to hear more about health care, the environment, the, energy independence, the real war on terror. And, obviously, those kinds of attacks make a difference. The great lesson is, and it’s a lesson for everybody in ’06 is don’t get ‘em an instant. Don’t give ‘em a breathe of daylight, and if I ever do anything again I never will. Actually, Bush served honorably and asked to go to Vietnam. Kerry tried to get a draft deferment, asked for easy duty, and abandoned his teammates when the duty changed. The Swifties were right....by the way, has any one seen that form 180 yet?
27 posted on
10/08/2006 12:42:00 PM PDT by
mak5
To: lowbridge
<< ... you have Katrina where CNN is broadcasting what’s happening at the Superdome... >>
broadcasting what wasn't* happening at the Superdome
when CNN was telling us dozens of people were being raped or murdered inside the Superdome and upwards of 10,000 people could have died in New Orleans... all of which was later debunked
To: lowbridge
I don't get it...
33 posted on
10/08/2006 12:48:06 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: lowbridge
"In fact, this conceivably was even a new low for Maher, which for him is approaching abyss-like depths that would require liquid oxygen to be inhaled to prevent lung implosion."
ROTFLOL!
Actually, Maher is the 98 pound weakling everybody picked on, so now he is exacting his revenge. He is a vicious little punk who needs just one more a$$ whooping!
46 posted on
10/08/2006 1:05:13 PM PDT by
stephenjohnbanker
(Our troops will send all of the worlds terrorists to hell in a handbasket with no virgins!)
To: lowbridge
Maher: You could have went...I'll say he's no journalist, he doesn't even know english.
To: lowbridge
Kerry: Or, I could have gone to 1600 Pennsylvania and killed the real bird with one stone. Gee ketchupman, that was a real knee slapper...I'm still LMAO...NOT!
48 posted on
10/08/2006 1:06:25 PM PDT by
SMM48
To: lowbridge
“Don’t give ‘em a breathe of daylight, and if I ever do anything again I never will.”This jacka$$ is certifiable!
51 posted on
10/08/2006 1:07:42 PM PDT by
johnny7
(“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
To: lowbridge
I didn't vote against Kerry because he was "French" or because he "read books."
I voted against him because he was vain, pompous, and unreliable: more of a "rogue egotist" than Al Gore ever was.
Kerry is delusional and Maher is his enabler. Maybe they're codependent. It's silly.
57 posted on
10/08/2006 1:20:38 PM PDT by
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