Posted on 09/22/2006 5:27:14 PM PDT by LonePalm
Those al-Qaeda Bums
My Favorite Things – Music and Lyrics by Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein
Parody and Copyright by BrotherPalm and LonePalm
Osama Bin Laden and his stooge al-Zarqawi,
I wish we could catch them and make them feel sorry
Beat on their heads like we're beating on drums.
That's what I wish for those al-Qaeda bums!
They sit in their caves as they plot how to hurt us.
Give 'em a sex change and dress them in Burkhas.
Let them both feel what their own women feel.
That's what I wish for those al-Qaeda heels!
Old smelly underwear tied on like turbans
Black lacy teddies they'll find quite disturbin'
Dump them in vats that we've filled up with eels.
That's what I wish for those al-Qaeda heels!
World Trade Towers,
Pennsylvania,
And the Pentagon.
We all must remember these terrible things,
Each day as the search goes on!
Put them on leashes like cute Cocker Spaniels
While loudspeakers blast out some great Charlie Daniels.
Hung from the ceiling tied up by their thumbs
That's what I wish for those al-Qaeda bums!
World Trade Towers,
Pennsylvania,
And the Pentagon.
We all must remember these terrible things,
Each day as our lives go on!
When I told my oldest daughter about it last night she started singing, "The Caves are alive, with the sound of Muslims."
I suppose this means we are going to have do the entire musical now. Sung, of course, by the bin-Crapp family singers.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
And a fine one it is! Bump!
Great song!
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