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1 posted on 09/21/2006 7:12:24 AM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9

Coyote bites kan be pretti nasti!


2 posted on 09/21/2006 7:13:40 AM PDT by dfwgator
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There's reason there are no $18 an hour jobs at MacDonalds.


3 posted on 09/21/2006 7:15:15 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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4 posted on 09/21/2006 7:15:47 AM PDT by oldleft
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"No, G**DA**IT, I DO NOT WANT CHEESE WITH THAT! IF I ****ING WANTED CHEESE, I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR ****ING CHEESE! NOW QUIT INTERRUPTING ME MID-SENTENCE AND TAKE MY G**DA**NED, F***ING ORDER!"

I'm better now.


5 posted on 09/21/2006 7:16:02 AM PDT by dangus (Pope calls Islam violent; Millions of Moslems demonstrate)
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Are coyote bites worse than moose bites?


6 posted on 09/21/2006 7:16:52 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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She's lucky. (Very few people who are attacked by coyotes get to sue McDonald's Corporation.)


8 posted on 09/21/2006 7:18:46 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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This is what happens when too many people watch "Bambi" and listen to the Sierra Club. Animals have to be constantly reminded of just why they should fear humans.

Of course, this being Connecticut, anyone who shot a coyote would probably be arrested.


9 posted on 09/21/2006 7:18:55 AM PDT by Seruzawa (If you agree with the French raise your hand - If you are French raise both hands.)
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Uh-oh, did McD's put a warning label on that coyote like they did those hot cups of coffee to protect innocent consumers? 'Cause I'm thinking this lady's got a nice settlement coming her way! :-)


15 posted on 09/21/2006 7:22:07 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX (Bible Thumper and Proud!))
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"As I began to retreat, it actually stood up and began to walk toward me, and I began to run back to my car."

hero.

17 posted on 09/21/2006 7:22:32 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand ("...peace is the result of victory...")
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Was she "Lovin' it"?......


19 posted on 09/21/2006 7:23:58 AM PDT by Red Badger (Is Castro dead yet?........)
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As I began to retreat, it actually stood up and began to walk toward me, and I began to run back to my car.

Sounds to me like it was trying to do some tricks for food. That or even playing.....but then again I wasn't there.

25 posted on 09/21/2006 7:26:32 AM PDT by lovecraft (Specialization is for insects.)
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"As I began to retreat, it actually stood up and began to walk toward me"

My dogs do this, only because they're forbidden from jumping up on us. So they stand up and walk forward on their hind legs and play the "can I lick someone's belly without touching them with my paws" game.

I wonder if it's leftover from some attack instinct.

26 posted on 09/21/2006 7:28:06 AM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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He estimated there are 3,000 to 5,000 coyotes living in Connecticut.

All are registered demonRATS.

30 posted on 09/21/2006 7:31:39 AM PDT by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist savages - In Honor of Standing Wolf)
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I'd be worried about rabies as well. For the thing to advance on humans instead of retreat raises the ante for rabies. That's the real pity that the animal wasn't shot. They could have then tested the brain for rabies. Now they won't know.


31 posted on 09/21/2006 7:32:41 AM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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"it was essentially being trained not to be afraid."

No, it was being trained that people=food source. If coyotes are spotted around here, they are shot whenever possible.

33 posted on 09/21/2006 7:33:16 AM PDT by WV Mountain Mama (Kids everywhere are cheering because they will never be forced to eat spinach again.)
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Hometown news ping.


34 posted on 09/21/2006 7:33:54 AM PDT by Toby06 (Hydrogen is not a fuel source. Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
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Memo to all McDonald's employees:

Do not under any circumstances feed the following on McDonald's property since they are armed and dangerous:

dogs, cats, ants, hamsters, gerbils, yellow jackets, wasps, hornets, mosquitoes, flies, chickens, cows, lions, tigers, giraffes, crows, sparrows, eagles, hawks, aardvarks, kangaroos, hyenas, gerboas, okapis, spiders, tarsiers, sloths, porcupines, raccoons, coyotes, wolves, bears, deer, alligator, crocodiles, sting rays, whales, elephants, members of PETA, snakes, sharks, liberals, communists, terrorists, or any other living thing except normal humans.

This order is effective immediately.


40 posted on 09/21/2006 7:39:07 AM PDT by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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If the coyote had been eating McDonald's food shouldn't it already have been dead from being overweight and full of nasty fats?
42 posted on 09/21/2006 7:47:48 AM PDT by The Great RJ ("Mir wölle bleiwen wat mir sin" or "We want to remain what we are." ..Luxembourg motto)
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He estimated there are 3,000 to 5,000 coyotes living in Connecticut.

I hear the DNC is claiming they have a right to vote too.

 

45 posted on 09/21/2006 7:59:56 AM PDT by HawaiianGecko (Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.)
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She was walking toward the restaurant when the animal attacked her from behind, biting her on the back of her knee. "I looked around. I thought it was my boyfriend playing tricks on me,"

Sounds like they have fun.

47 posted on 09/21/2006 8:03:02 AM PDT by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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