KABC TALK SHOW HOST AL RANTEL - here is how profiling works

KABC RADIO, Los Angeles ^ | 8-14-06 | dfu

[doug from upland]

Al Rantel was reading from a story in which Mulims are unhappy in England because the authorities are now going to use "profiling." They are going to giving the Muslims an extra look. Oh, my. Who should they profile getting on a plane. Grandma? Swedish bikini girls? Or, young Arab males?

Al explains profiling very succinctly ----- We have learned from the animal kingdom, which has been around a lot longer than us. If you are an antelope grazing and see a lion, you have learned that a lion eats you. You run. If you see a butterfly, you don't run.

That's not so difficult to understand.

[NormsRevenge]

I'd vote for the Swedish bikini girls myself, but that's just me. ;-)

[ronnied]

Al Rantel was reading from a story in which Mulims are unhappy in England because the authorities are now going to use "profiling."


profiling is "un-american" /s

[EveningStar]

SoCal ping
Misc ping

[doug from upland]

Al profiles all the time. HeAl says that at the ATM late at night, if he sees a young black male, he is a little worried. If he sees a young black woman, he is not concerned.

"People from Switzerland are not hijacking airplanes."

[doug from upland]

Aw, poor Muslim Jamaal is calling. He doesn't like being pulled over so many times.

[Yaelle]

Al can turn a phrase better than anyone. Absolutely. Time for these Muslim organizations to turn on their own brethren and be angry at THEM for making Muslims the "profile" of choice.

I said this on another thread. When blonde Californians start blowing planes out of the sky, I will accept that I will get an hour of extra scrutiny at the airport and I will be furious AT MY FELLOW BLONDE CHICKS, not at the people trying to stay alive.

[doug from upland]

I will get an hour of extra scrutiny

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Hey, I'm happily married but I have to admit that I always gives blondes extra scrutiny. I'm guilty of profiling.

[MAexile]

Who should they profile getting on a plane. Grandma? Swedish bikini girls? Or, young Arab males?

Now if Bill Clinton was working Heathrow Airport screening passengers I wonder which group he would pick?

[CheneyChick]

When blonde Californians start blowing planes out of the sky, I will accept that I will get an hour of extra scrutiny at the airport and I will be furious AT MY FELLOW BLONDE CHICKS, not at the people trying to stay alive.

You don't hear us whining about all the "profiling" that we get regularly. People email me dumb blonde jokes all the time. Hmmmph.

[Fintan]

Alert from the home office: These are not Muslims. Or terrorists.

Code Level: Blond.

[Khurkris]

KFI was blocked from overseas internet streaming last week. Now I listen to the Sage follwed by Rantel.

Good station.

[doug from upland]

Now, don't anyone start talking about a body cavity search or this thread will get pulled.

[doug from upland]

I wonder why it was blocked.

[doug from upland]

I think Al may be having on as a guest a former London police chief who is free to now talk without the burden of political correctness.

[Yaelle]

Now if Bill Clinton was working Heathrow Airport screening passengers I wonder which group he would pick?

"Move over there, Ahab, don't spill that Gatorade on me dude, Ah see a hot little wahine behind you... Honey? Kamanawannalei u?"

[Fintan]

Now, don't anyone start talking about a body cavity search or this thread will get pulled.

 

Damn.

[doug from upland]

Disgusting males.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Could we just talk about pat-downs?

[doug from upland]

If someone would dare record this, I think it might be a hit.

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(reprise) DFU SONG: Werewolves of London (yes, of course...Muslims in London)
DFU SONGS ^ | 8-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 08/12/2006 10:53:00 AM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - WEREWOLVES OF LONDON - this was written to a different MIDI that no longer exists....I hope this works

(intro)

They will kill you when you're riding the train
Of course, they will kill you when you're flying a plane
And they're gonna kill you boarding a bus
They'll say, "Infidel, you are not one of us"

Beware...Muslims in London...beware
Beware...Muslims in London...beware

In the mosques they have been preaching hate
People awoke just a little too late
All over Europe they've become a big threat
It's not too late to stop them yet

Beware...Muslims in London...beware
Beware...Muslims in London...beware

(musical break)

If you see some guys with towels on top their heads
Chances may be good that they are wanting you dead
You cannot profile...I guess that's just not right
Oh, well, I guess you could die tonight

Beware...Muslims in London...beware
Beware...Muslims in London...beware

You must always be so sensitive
Don't hurt their feelings...live and let live
If you're living by that little rule
Your mama has raised up quite a fool
If you don't know that they want conversion or your death
You must be on meth

Bewaaaaaaaaaare...Muslims in London...beware
Bewaaaaaaaaaare...Muslims in London