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Big Rodents Overrun Washington Seniors
Breitbart.com via Drudge ^
| 5/30/2006
| AP
Posted on 05/31/2006 2:14:01 AM PDT by Personal Responsibility
Big Rodents Overrun Washington Seniors
"The marmots are coming, the marmots are coming." Seniors living in Wine Country Villa probably wish they had gotten such a warning.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: demorats; kennedy; marmots; maryjo; pests; rodents; rodentsofunusualsize; seniors; wildlife
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Rodents in Washington DC! And they are overrunning seniors! Picture below!
To: Personal Responsibility
Check out this FAT ASS WINE COUNTRY RESIDENT!
To: Personal Responsibility
Police add that town ordinances prohibit residents from shooting the critters. Time to change the ordinance, you frikkin' serfs.
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posted on
05/31/2006 2:20:47 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
To: AngelesCrestHighway
Yep, ol' Ted is at it again!
To: Slings and Arrows
Apparently, shoveling the marmots to death is OK
To: Personal Responsibility
The best solution to all such problems is the modern compound bow. It would take an act of God for a pinko envirowhack to even know that a bow had been fired in his neighbor's yard.
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posted on
05/31/2006 2:36:33 AM PDT
by
tomzz
To: HiTech RedNeck
Apparently, shoveling the marmots to death is OK Anyone make a shovel in .44 Special?
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posted on
05/31/2006 2:37:50 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
To: Personal Responsibility
"My neighbor got tackled (by marmots) two years ago and got chewed up pretty bad," Bain told the Yakima Herald-Republic. Send them a little south to San Fran. The Niners finished last in defense for 2005.
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posted on
05/31/2006 3:30:46 AM PDT
by
edpc
To: Personal Responsibility
Bain said he doesn't like killing animals but had to act after finding two marmots beneath a stack of carpentry wood next to his house. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
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posted on
05/31/2006 4:00:49 AM PDT
by
sportutegrl
(People who say, "All I know is . . ." really mean, "All I want you to focus on is . . .")
To: Personal Responsibility
ROFLMAO!! Are those deep-fried rodent rings on the table?
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posted on
05/31/2006 4:03:41 AM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(Every time you think, you weaken the nation.)
To: Past Your Eyes
Actually, they are surprisingly good to eat...remove the glands from the shoulder area, and cook as you like...tastes a bit like lamb...
To: Personal Responsibility
To: Slings and Arrows
Another reason why every household should have a silenced .22.
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posted on
05/31/2006 5:07:28 AM PDT
by
true_blue_texican
(grateful texan! -- whoops! I'm sober tonight, what happened?)
To: tomzz
Don't you think the arrow sticking out of the critter's guts would kind of give it away?
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posted on
05/31/2006 5:08:31 AM PDT
by
true_blue_texican
(grateful texan! -- whoops! I'm sober tonight, what happened?)
To: true_blue_texican; Slings and Arrows; patton; Cyber Liberty
Don't you think the arrow sticking out of the critter's guts would kind of give it away? Tie a stick of dynamite to the arrow.
That would get rid of the evidence.
Of the arrow.
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OK. Make that a small stick of dynamite.
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posted on
05/31/2006 5:14:48 AM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: true_blue_texican
Preferably a bolt-action.
.22 CB shorts are a wonderous thing, but often won't cycle the action of an semi-auto.
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posted on
05/31/2006 5:16:46 AM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
To: true_blue_texican
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posted on
05/31/2006 5:19:40 AM PDT
by
tomzz
To: true_blue_texican
Oh, you're thinking the guy might run into the neighbor's yard and die. Take a look at www.aftershockarchery.com. Those things drop deer and large animals faster than a 30 caliber bullet does.
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posted on
05/31/2006 5:20:46 AM PDT
by
tomzz
To: Personal Responsibility
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posted on
05/31/2006 5:23:06 AM PDT
by
MarkL
(When Kaylee says "No power in the `verse can stop me," it's cute. When River says it, it's scary!)
To: Personal Responsibility
Government at its finest - making a bad situation worse.
Police add that town ordinances prohibit residents from shooting the critters... Officials in the state Department of Fish and Wildlife say residents likely will have to pay if they want to eradicate the infestation, and then only after clearing some bureaucratic hurdles. First, they must file a complaint with the agency's Yakima office, which then may refer them to a certified exterminator.
I'm sure these people are so happy that their bureaucrats are so helpful in dealing with exacerbating their problems.
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posted on
05/31/2006 5:23:55 AM PDT
by
from occupied ga
(Your most dangerous enemy is your own government)
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