Posted on 05/06/2006 9:43:26 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - RHODE ISLAND'S IT FOR ME
We have a representative...who knows not where he's been
Perhaps it was cocaine or pills...or a fifth of daddy's gin
He drives his convertible...along our pretty shores
He is a good liberal guy...we couldn't ask for more
We really love the Kennedys...although they're often drunk
Well, at least they didn't find a dead girl in his trunk
Godspeed, Patrick...Godspeed, Patrick...may rehab work this time
Rhode Island is forgiving you for each and every crime
He stands up for all causes Green...although we all can see
His car has a big V-8 with not good mpg
We all love the Kennedys...although they're often drunk
Well, at least they didn't find a dead girl in his trunk
Godspeed, Patrick...Godspeed, Patrick...may rehab work this time
Rhode Island is forgiving you for each and every crime
When time has come for voting and you don't know where you are
Do not let that worry you...to us you're still a star
Still a star...you are
When you know the time is right, and you come back to us
We'll let you take our children on a field trip in a bus
Godspeed, Patrick...Godspeed, Patrick...may rehab work this time
Rhode Island is forgiving you for each and every crime
Godspeed, Patrick...Godspeed, Patrick...may rehab work this time
Rhode Island is forgiving you for each and every crime
YOUR lyrics are good. ;-)
Thanks. Yes, it is a horrible tune. Someone was probably impaired when he wrote it.
Maybe can write a song based on ROAD TO RHODE ISLAND from
FAMILY GUY
http://briansbar.com/RoadtoRI.wav
Both: We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're having the time of our lives
Stewie: Take it, dog
Brian: We're quite a pair of partners
Just like Thelma and Louise
Except you're not six feet tall
Stewie: And you're breasts don't reach your knees
Brian: Give it time
Both: We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're certainly going in style
Brian: I'm with an intellectual who craps inside his pants
Stewie: How dare you!
At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants
Brian: Oh, pee jokes
Both: We've traveled a bit and we've found
Like a masochist in Newport, we're Rhode Island bound
Brian: Crazy weather we're having, huh?
Stewie: First class and no class
Brian: Whoa, careful with that joke, it's an antique
Both: We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're not gonna stop till we're there
Brian: Maybe for a beer
Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry
Stewie: That's right
Until we're syndicated, Fox will never let us die, please?
Both: We're off on the road to Rhode Island
The home of that old campus swing
Brian: We may pick up some college girls and picnic on the grass
Stewie: We'd tell you more, but we would have the censors on our ass
Brian: Yikes
Both: We certainly do get around
Like renegade Pilgrims who were thrown out of Plymouth Colony
We're Rhode Island bound
Or like a group of college freshmen who were rejected from Harvard and forced to go to Brown
We're Rhode Island bound!
That's cute. I don't think I can top it.
(Tune: Road to Rhode Island, see above)...
He drove off the road in Rhode Island
He crashed his Mustang in DC
He's following the footsteps of his dead old daddy Ted
But at least in this case, nobody wound up dead!
He's dazed and confused in Rhode Island
He drives in his sleep in DC
etc
Now he's off to the Mayo,
oops...well the lyrics I quoted were from the original family guy song. It's up to us to write new lyrics, like what I just started on...
Sounds good to me. Nothing like a Saturday night in Mississippi listening and reading a parody of Mr. Patrick's escapades.
double oops, that should say DEAR old daddy ted!
oh dear...
DFU SONG: Always a Woman (Patrick Kennedy - at least there's not a dead woman like dad)
DFU SONGS | 5-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 05/05/2006 2:08:59 PM PDT by doug from upland
Patrick's out late at night...he was driving impaired
Everyone who was nearby was certainly scared
He had smashed up his car and although that was bad
At least there was not a dead woman like there was with dad
When he was in his teens he was hooked on cocaine
Like all Kennedys, for the law there is disdain
He had smashed up his car and although that was bad
Well, at least there was not a dead woman like there was with dad
Why is he getting a pass...one more Kennedy slides...it is such a disgrace
When he came out to the press...I know I would have died... had he worn dad's neck brace
He had lied to the police, saying he's late for voting
That is just one more crime, I think it is worth noting
He had smashed up his car and although that was bad
Well, at least there was not a dead woman like there was with dad
He smashed up his car...although that was bad
At least there was not a dead woman like there was with dad
Why is he getting a pass...one more Kennedy slides...it is such a disgrace
When he came out to the press...I know I would have died... had he worn dad's neck brace
So he's off to rehab...is this problem genetic?
As a role model, his father's really pathetic
He had smashed up his car and although that was bad
So he had a tough day, but at least he can say
There was not a dead woman like dad
He smashed up his car...although that was bad
At least there was not a dead woman like there was with dad
Add the words to Whiskey Creek
Did they ever hear of the pill ARICEPT?
Thanks for the laugh, DFU. You are too clever.
'DAZED' KENNEDY'S EARLIER R.I. CRASH
By JENNIFER FERMINO Post Correspondent
Democrats to Nominate Kennedy for Re-Election (... and the Saga of "Patches" Continues...!)
ABC6.News ^ | 05/08/2006 | AP
Posted on 05/08/2006 2:07:07 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Rhode Island Democrats are expected to endorse Representative Patrick Kennedy for re-election when they meet tonight in West Warwick.
Party members will endorse candidates for Congress and the state's top jobs -- governor, secretary of state, general treasurer and attorney general.
Kennedy has checked himself into the Mayo Clinic for treatment for addiction to prescription drugs following a Thursday car accident in Washington. He says he can't remember driving to Capitol Hill or crashing his car.
Kennedy's doctors say he was taking Phenergan for stomach and intestinal problems and Ambien, a commonly prescribed sleeping medication. Police say he appeared intoxicated.
Doug,
I heard a song on the radio this morning that went to the tune of "Bad Company", except the words were "Bad Kennedys". I was hilarious. Do you think you can track it down?
I am clueless. If you can remember the station to which you were listening, call them. They should be able to give you the info.
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