[Loud Mime]

She cares for animals; uh, Tommy Lee?

[George Smiley]

Even chimpanzees have enough sense to not implant fake tits the size of Detroit in their chests.

[wolfpat]

I never missed an episode of "Lance Link: Secret Chimp"

[Fintan]

I wonder if she actually read this article after it was written for her?

[Lee'sGhost]

Crud. Too early for pictures yet.

[Paleo Conservative]

I think 95% of chimpanzees are more intelligent than Pamela Anderson.

[BunnySlippers]

Actually the article is more thoughtful than I expected. She talks about the violence of real apes.

We, in California have seen this lately.

And, yes, she's an airhead ... but maybe not now.

[sgtbono2002]

She and the Chimpanzee's have a lot in common they are both into eating large banana's.

[HEY4QDEMS]

[rvoitier]

"This issue has been on my mind a lot lately."

Well, it is a small issue.

[Condor51]

"...it was like a shabby petting zoo that rents ... to productions like "The Gong Show" to perform pathetic tricks under lights in front of loud crowds -- I chose to have that kind of life...."

ps: Dear Pam, please let any of your 'fans' know which petting zoo you're currently performing at.

[napscoordinator]

I don't get her crazy PETA junk, but I do like her and actually think she is a nice person in general (from talk shows anyway).

[BufordP]

Here Pam says we share 98.6% of their DNA. Maybe she got DNA confused with temperture? An honest mistake.

[mkjessup]

The once-famous chimp Mr. Muggs, who recently finished his gig with Dennis Miller, said "Well lemme tell ya, I don't think Pamela Anderson should live like us either, although I would enjoy watching her sling sh*t at people through the bars of her cage, yeaaahhhh Pam Anderson in a cage, I like the concept, so would Dennis, that jamoke."

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Chimpanzees would fall over on their faces if they lived like her.

[Tribune7]

Morale-booster ping for Oz et al.

See, you guys have blondes on your side too!!

[joesnuffy]

Stripporilla...new cartoon heroine...daughter of Kong and Anderson

[RepoGirl]

One of the most frightening things I ever saw was a display at the LA Zoo a few years back. One of the female chimps was in estrus, so the alpha male was going insane. He was running around the enclosure throwing himself into things like rocks, trees and walls.

The strangest thing happened, as the alpha was freaking out, the submissive males started to fan out around the perimeter of their 'habitat' and began (there is no polite way to say this) voiding themselves.

My brother and I decided this was the opportune time to go visit other animals (ones less prone to... flinging, shall we say...) and left the chimp display. Not five minutes after we walked off, the screams of disgust and horror began from the zoo goers...

[VRWCmember]

I think a lot of feel that NOBODY should live like Pamela.

[Virginia-American]

I never thought I'd see Ms. Anderson's byline in the Wall Street Journal.

[reagan_fanatic]

If you put a room full of Pamela Andersons in a room full of typewriters, eventually they will produce the works of Shakespeare.

But that's the only way that would happen.