Posted on 04/20/2006 1:55:16 PM PDT by joyspring777
I can see the posts to this one.
"What a bunch of cr**"
The thing is, this is government gone stupid, dumb and foolish.
I don't think this makes sense at all.
You don't like it? Then don't go to the bathroom...just hold it!
Superstitious craptrap...
I'm turning MY toilet to face Mecca.
Cheap solution:
Board up and paint over any windows.
Build a winding queue out of chipboard to disorient.
Outlaw compasses amongst inmates.
Are they kidding? Make the Muslims move ninety degrees.
"Flush twice. It's a long way to Mecca!"
I would be totally fine with this. If I was in charge I would take taxpayer money and build them new toilets...
One stipulation - ALL toilet paper in the prison would have to bear the image of Muhammed on it.
Add in the discussion on how the muslim astronaut(Russia is sending a muslim into space) will pray.
I cant figure which is the most ignorant, the muzzies who wont crap facing mecca or the Brits who give a damn.
happy constipation to these crazy criminals.
Least the British prison authorities are not yet turning tricks for their Moslem prisoners ~ one does hope.
The whole thing is beyond pathetic.
I will GUARANTEE you that there are toilets ALL OVER THIS WORLD, and muslims have used them, and they don't know which way Mecca is.
This is a lets-be-a-pain-in-their-butts issue, and I would say tough...live with it.
Ya know, I can remember when I was about seven years old, thinking crazy things like that -- like my left foot wasn't as good as my right foot, and the number 7 was better than the number 4. This toilet thing is like how a kid thinks. It's like these people never developed as adults or something.
You, you mouhammed prison persons, go boil your bottoms you sons of a silly man, brothers of pig-dogs.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I blow my nose at you, I fart in your general direction. (Clapping gauntlets on head)
*Everyone who is anyone has gotten a fatwah but me :-(
["Mike Hardware was the kind of private eye who didn't know the meaning of of the word `fear'; a man who could laugh in the face of danger and spit in the eye of death--in short, a moron with suicidal tendencies."]
So these guys need a compass to crap?
If you can't do the crap, don't do the crime!
Your father was a hamster, and your mother wore army boots too!
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