You, you mouhammed prison persons, go boil your bottoms you sons of a silly man, brothers of pig-dogs.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I blow my nose at you, I fart in your general direction. (Clapping gauntlets on head)
*Everyone who is anyone has gotten a fatwah but me :-(
["Mike Hardware was the kind of private eye who didn't know the meaning of of the word `fear'; a man who could laugh in the face of danger and spit in the eye of death--in short, a moron with suicidal tendencies."]
Your father was a hamster, and your mother wore army boots too!