Democratic Website vows that Democrats will to secure America from Bush and Republicans in 2007

Democrats vow to secure America ^ | 29 March 2006 | Trueblackman

[Trueblackman]

Democratic Leaders have vowed that they will secure America ,if they are allowed to take back the House and Senate.

DNC Chair Howard "Screaming" Dean vowed that if Democrats were successful in taking back the House and Senate, they would open investigation into the Bush/Cheney White House.

The Washington Sewer reported that Dean has stated that Congressional Democrats will blame Bush/Cheney for not securing our borders from an invasion of Canadian Bigfoots and UFO's.

Senator John Kerry also chimed in that we(Democrats)will not allow the Aliens from Qo'noS to run 6 America ports and he has a plan that would safeguard American Ports on his website.

Senator Harry Reid stated he will offered a resoultion condemning President Bush for using Black Helicopters to spy on incoming calls from Al-Qeade Members overseas to possible America Sleeper Cells, Reid stated that Democrats were concerned that the Al-Qeade Members rights may have been violated and those resources could have been better spend on spying on websites of Conservative Americans.

Nancy Pelosi took Bush to task as the New York Slimepit reported. Rep Pelosi blamed Bush out right for not securing the Milky Way from terrorism, alien invasion and black holes. "This President is dangerously incompetent, my God, we have bigfoots roaming the countryside, comets entering our Solar System at will, blackholes out there stalking us and what does this President do, he invades Iraq!"

Democrats all agree that Democratic Majorities in the House and Senate will not only secure America, but our ports and the Milky Way.

[Trueblackman]

Yeah here is there plan when you get down to it.

[tiredoflaundry]

LOL!

[Trueblackman]

Figure everyone on FR needed a humor break.

[right right]

would be a knee slapper if it weren't 99% true....

[MadIvan]

I'm surprised the Democrat platform isn't a promise to "make everything perfect forever" and a rant blaming Bush for this state of affairs not being so.

Regards, Ivan

[tiredoflaundry]

That was a good one Kevin!

[MNJohnnie]

Sad thing is Dems really think this way. Thanks for a much needed laugh.

[EnigmaticAnomaly]

Honestly, if the DIMoBRATS win the election in 2008, prepare for the demise of this once great nation. Prepare for the banning of ALL firearms, legalization of drugs, universal legalization of gay marriage, demobilization of the military (actually ERADICATION of it), amnesty to ALL illegal immigrants immediately, passing of legislation banning Christianity in any form in this country, socialized medicine, etc. Much like Rome toppled after a 1000 year reign, so shall the United States of America crumble beneath the vicious onslaught of liberalism if the DIMS regain office even ONCE within the next couple decades...

[mnehring]

• The Democrats vowed that the 2000 election would be revenge for the Clinton impeachment. They were wrong
  
• The Democrats vowed that the 2002 election would be revenge for the Clinton impeachment and the 2000 election. They were wrong
  
• The Democrats vowed that the 2004 election would be revenge for the Clinton impeachment, the 2000 election, and the 2002 election. They were wrong
  
• The Democrats are now vowing the 2006 election would be revenge for the Clinton impeachment, the 2000 election, the 2002 election, and the 2004 election. Frankly, I like their track record on this..
  
  
  I wonder what the bookies in Vegas have on the dems winning.

[jw777]

Why don't the offer to find the Lock Ness Monster while they're at it? Or Ogo Pogo?

[sheana]

Democratic Leaders have vowed that they will secure America ,if they are allowed to take back the House and Senate.

Yeah, they proved that in the Senate Judiciary Committee the other day with their amnesty plan. yuck, yuck, yuck

[jbwbubba]

"yeah, yeah, thats the ticket"

[Trueblackman]

Thanks

[Starter]

You know, I have to agree with Kerry on this. I don't trust the Klingons to run our ports either. They'll be all "Searching containers brings no honor!" or off taking g'ahk breaks while the terrorists are smuggling in tribbles. No thanks.

[Trueblackman]

Hey some of my best friends are Klingons, the bloodwine is great and have you ever driven a Bird Prey on a Friday Night?

[Starter]

Birds of Prey? Those cheap dilithium burners? Please. Give me a good, classic Federation built muscle ship like the Constitution. They built those babies to last.

Besides, have you ever been stuck behind a line of Bird of Preys, all of them flying slowly and blaring Klingon Opera out their communicators?

[NutCrackerBoy]

After Nixon, the word "Republican" was synonymous with evil and politicians who do not want you to have any fun. Opposition to abortion is seen as interfering in the bedroom.

The very popular Comedy Central Democrats Stewart and Colbert continue to make these associations accepted wholeheartedly by nearly all solidly liberal young peoples.

But in my inexpert opinion, the overall climate around the country is not really anti-Republican.

[okiecon]

Hey, Tulsa Mayor Candidate, double voter and tax cheat Kathy Taylor's motto is "Make Life Better"

I always wonder, how?

[Trueblackman]

Yes 0-3 is pretty funny.

[mnehring]

:-> Something to use next time you have some face time on Fox. I've always wanted to be sitting across the table from one of those lefties and throw out their past promises about elections..