Mexico cancels plan to give border maps to migrants

Monterey Herald/Associated Press ^ | January 26, 2006 | AP Wire

[Itzlzha]

On Wednesday, U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said the United States opposed the plan "in the strongest terms."

*PING!*

Ahead Sell-Out Factor 10, Mr. Chertoff!

[Itzlzha]

I got it!! Large quantities of alum and phenothalyne (a laxative)

Good idea...wrong laxative

Go with Magnesium Citrate.

[RSmithOpt]

Noted!!!! I was just trying to trick 'em into thinking it would be strawberry flavored *Gatorade. lol!!!

[jordan8]

"Hello, Vic? Jorge, here . . . I guess you're not in. Listen buddy, me and my friends want to erase America's borders as much as you do, I mean those lawns ain't gonna cut themselves after all, but ya gotta help me out here. Ya just gotta stop with the bad PR like this border guide thing, okay? Makes it a hard sell to my suck . . .er, uh supporters. I got my boy Mehlman working on it behind the scenes, don't worry buddy we'll get there, all we gotta do is convince the little people they actually had a choice in the matter, it just broke our way, that's all . . . HAHAHA! But seriously buddy, just try to keep it low key, alright? Give my best to Marta, bye now."

[DumpsterDiver]

HAHAHA! But seriously buddy, just try to keep it low key, alright?

That was funny, but sometimes I think that it's just too close to being the truth of the matter.

[Sterco]

Miguel Angel Paredes, spokesman for the federal Human Rights Commission, said the decision was made because human rights officials in border states expressed concern that the maps would show anti-immigrant groups where migrants likely would gather.

Me thinks Mehico is starting to get the message. There are people cruel and fed up enough to put anti-freeze in the emergency aid stations. If the Mezicans have the map so do these people.

[Sterco]

As of late Vincente is squealing like a scalded hog. He knows the border gig is just about up and chances are the Mexican peons (if history is followed) are going to come after his and some of his co-horts heads. His over-pressure valve is starting to malfunction. Let us see what happens in the next couple of months. The ball is in the Senate. Get after them!!! Just do it!!!

[devolve]

Hmmmmmmm!


I have heard many of these illegal aliens are constipated -

A sensitive humanitarian gesture would be to add prune juice & Ex-Lax to those water tanks -

That should help them "go" across the desert -

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Only a few would be needed to add confidence to "travelers" who could play "pot-luck" at each wate tank

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Then again - perhaps some corn mash, mo-lasses, & sugar added to those thanks would provide some nutrition and a happy feeling of "wellness" -

Any cattle or coyotes would love the liquid refreshment -

I'm sure the BATF would then be glad to help them (and the US pro-illegal alien groups) to good shelters -

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An elegant solution for all involved.....

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Now let's see......

What were those harmless chemicals we used to add to liquids that turned urine blue?

Then a few days later we added something that turned it red......

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If on any private property I would think a border area rancher/farmer/sportsman would enjoy giving his cattle, horses, and wild game an interesting, harmless, and colorful diversion.....

Land owners could even set up "water tanks" for their cattle, horses, wild game (I love wild animals - often with a fine adult beverage) on their own private property using the same "template/designs" already provided by those pro-illegal alien groups

Add a bit of "mo-lasses" & sugar for nutrition

PETA & ALF would approve I am sure

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Actually our Brahma steers in South Florida loved a mixture of mo-lasses and water - It satisfied their thirst and gave them needed nutrition....

.... and it fattened them up for the biggest day of their lives

Our area County Agent was impressed that my brother and I were raising and feeding out cattle for (private freezer $ale$) while in HS/FFA (college money) - while the wealthy big area ranchers (Hawkins, Lyons, Blount, etc.) close to our land could hardly keep their cattle on pasture grass and some dry feed.

My older brother was the one who figured out the multi-feed formulas - always mixed by hand daily with more molasses - a gooey chore to be sure!

Citrus pulp, beet pulp; corn, oats, millet, cottonseed meal, mo-lasses, etc. -

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A "prime solution" indeed -

[archy]

That's just a big gringo lie. Your sign will not deter me from having a better life in your country.

< /sounds of explosives >

It gets better: [Hey, how far CAN a 'gator walk in three days...?]

[A CA Guy]

We need to switch those maps so all the Mexicans end up in Cuba.

[Sterco]

I get real worried when one of my cars has a anti-freeze leak because they tell me it tastes real sweet to animals.

[Sterco]

I always stop in Wilcox for a few beers on my way to Cali. Be riding my hog out there again soon. Burn up one of my lousy vacations. My cousin likes to take me deep sea fishing off of Baja when I get out there. I have been acrossed I-10 many times. Seen too many illegals. Sure hope those blimps up there slow em down a little. (sarc) Wonder if anyone is really in them. If we wanted to shut the border down I could do it a lot cheaper than what they ever imagined. All they have to do is turn a blind eye for about six months and no more immigration problem. Lot of drunk bikers though. OH Well.

[School of Rational Thought]

The maps would seem useful to border patrol. Water sites and route seem to be convenient collection points.

[spectre]

Of course...the maps will be handed out.

Gawd, they think we Americans are so stupid.

sw

[hillary's_fat_a**]

I travel south Texas all the time, and I can show you many water stations, and phones located in areas that would amaze anyone.

Why don't you piss in the water containers and cut the wires??

[stumpy]

What we need to do (short of planting 20 million landmines along our border) is to finance a change in the corrupt government of mexico.

[devane617]

Nice idea. I see small outposts with a person on duty in very remote areas with watering stations. I have always wondered if they are part of a volunteer group there to assist the illegals. I suspect the are.

[Sterco]

Damn for a box of plastic skulls. Put a few of them around those damn watering holes that we provide for those wishing to be paristitical pests on the USA. Be pretty neat to put one right under the faucet. I hope things get increasingly difficult for illegals. I think it is starting big time. My cousin in Cali says they are catching a lot of "shit". Good. Go back home and straighten out you nation. Don't drag mine down with your third world ways. Are you watching Vincente?

[Brad’s Gramma]

Gawd, they think we Americans are so stupid.

Actually........

[SealSeven]

Gawd, they think we Americans are so stupid.

And gullible.