DFU SONG: If (Bwahahahaha....if Cheney runs, Helen Thomas will kill herself....run, Dick, run)

DFU SONGS | 7-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Square/6987/midi.html
MIDI - IF

If Dick Cheney runs for president, I think that you will see
Me hanging from a tree...it is the end of me

We cannot have one more liar, when will this regime be done
At the next setting sun, I'll end it with a gun

So please, oh please, you've got to stop him now
Or you will have one more dead cow

If they hear my plea to bring Old Sparky from retirement
Through my head watch juice sent...it would be some event

A suppository laced with poison, that might show some class
I could do that, alas...and stick it in my (fill in a one syllable rhyming word here)

So please, oh please, you've got to stop him now
You will regret the death of this old cow

[camle]

one can count on liberals to unite the right.

will she do it? perhaps when the baldwins move to france.

this is the best reason i have ever heard for Cheney to run.

[highlander_UW]

I was hoping he'd announce to prove that SHE is the one more liar that she was worried about. She's lying, just like all those Dims who promised...err...threatened to move to Canada if Bush won.

[Red Badger]

crass.......?

[doug from upland]

Too many letters.

[bubman]

He should run. She'll kill herself (excellent!) then he can withdraw his candidacy.

Sounds like a plan. Run Dick Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnn

[doug from upland]

Are we able to fill out the papers on behalf of a candidate? The sooner the better. Okay FReeper webmasters, who is going to set up www.Cheney2008.com ?

[doug from upland]

[Red Badger]

Can't find a rhyme? Try this place......

http://www.rhymezone.com/

[doug from upland]

There is a rhyming site? A rhyming site? Man, that will make things easier. (Just kidding....shhhhh, don't tell anyone. I've used it for some time.)

[Red Badger]

When it's time for a Rhyme,

Don't pick up the phone,

Just turn on the computer,

And Click on RHYMEZONE!.....

[AnAmericanMother]

Old mountain children's game or playparty song . . .

"The old cow died . . . sail around
The old cow died . . . sail around.

Did you give her hot water? Yes ma'am.
Did you give her any soda? Yes ma'am.

The old cow died . . . sail around
The old cow died . . . sail around.

Did you send for the doctor? Yes ma'am.
Did the doctor come? Yes ma'am.

The old cow died . . . etc.

Did he tell you what ailed her? Yes ma'am
Did she die of the cholera? Yes ma'am

The old cow died . . . etc.

Did the buzzards come? Yes ma'am
Did they eat her all up? Yes ma'am

The old cow died . . . etc.

Did they sail high? Yes ma'am
Did they sail low? Yes ma'am."

( . . . I mean, we can HOPE, can't we? < g > )

[investigateworld]

Hey! Come on, Satan is pure evil, but to have that face showing up at his door? Have you no compassion?

[bmwcyle]

Helen shooting herself..............

[syriacus]

Nice "send-up" of the kindness-challenged Helen!

Can I roast her a bit, too?

There once was a writer named Helen,
With the kindness-IQ of a melon.
She liked to be seen
On TV, being mean
To a pleasant young man, Scott McClellan

[syriacus]

Dear Helen Thomas,
I doubt you'll keep your promise.
You've got to show some tolerance!!
Why don't you merely move to France?

[doug from upland]

I think I'd like the suppository deal or Old Sparky.

[doug from upland]

Perhaps we can find someone named Richard Cheney who would fill out the official form to run for the presidency.

[CyberAnt]

Sheeeeesh .. these democrats never keep their promises.